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Satan Stole My Waffle

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Satan Stole My Waffle
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 21, 2017 at 6:28 pm
(I actually feel pretty bad for hijacking it, Sowwy Rhonda Heart)
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 21, 2017 at 6:29 pm
(January 21, 2017 at 6:24 pm)Vic Wrote: Mon amie! Laissez-faire! Vis a vis! Baguette!



Your feeble attempts amuse me.

"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 21, 2017 at 6:32 pm
(January 21, 2017 at 6:29 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(January 21, 2017 at 6:24 pm)Vic Wrote: Mon amie! Laissez-faire! Vis a vis! Baguette!



Your feeble attempts amuse me.


Hah! You call MY attempts feeble?


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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 21, 2017 at 6:34 pm
(January 21, 2017 at 6:32 pm)Vic Wrote: Hah! You call MY attempts feeble?



Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 21, 2017 at 6:36 pm
not hide tagging this one, it's feelthy !!

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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 21, 2017 at 6:40 pm
(January 21, 2017 at 6:34 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(January 21, 2017 at 6:32 pm)Vic Wrote: Hah! You call MY attempts feeble?



Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.


Okay seriously now, where did you get that footage of me and why do you think it's OK to share it here


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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 21, 2017 at 6:47 pm
(January 21, 2017 at 6:40 pm)Vic Wrote: Okay seriously now, where did you get that footage of me and why do you think it's OK to share it here



You're not the only one with spies, Bosnian!

"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 21, 2017 at 6:49 pm
(January 21, 2017 at 6:47 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(January 21, 2017 at 6:40 pm)Vic Wrote: Okay seriously now, where did you get that footage of me and why do you think it's OK to share it here



You're not the only one with spies, Bosnian!


You didn't see nothin'.


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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 21, 2017 at 6:53 pm
(January 21, 2017 at 6:49 pm)Vic Wrote: You didn't see nothin'.



It's too easy to distract your spies. Bad training, if you ask me.

"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 21, 2017 at 6:55 pm
This thread is too cute for me. Tongue
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