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Satan Stole My Waffle

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Satan Stole My Waffle
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 21, 2017 at 6:59 pm
(January 21, 2017 at 6:53 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(January 21, 2017 at 6:49 pm)Vic Wrote: You didn't see nothin'.



It's too easy to distract your spies. Bad training, if you ask me.


You'd gotta find me first


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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 21, 2017 at 7:03 pm
(January 21, 2017 at 6:59 pm)Vic Wrote: You'd gotta find me first



Naw. All I gotta do is put out some 'nip. You fiends are all the same.

"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 22, 2017 at 4:29 am
(January 21, 2017 at 7:03 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(January 21, 2017 at 6:59 pm)Vic Wrote: You'd gotta find me first



Naw. All I gotta do is put out some 'nip. You fiends are all the same.


STAY AWAY FROM MY STASH


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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 22, 2017 at 2:13 pm
(January 22, 2017 at 4:29 am)Vic Wrote: STAY AWAY FROM MY STASH



Aww... there there.

"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 22, 2017 at 2:50 pm
(January 22, 2017 at 2:13 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(January 22, 2017 at 4:29 am)Vic Wrote: STAY AWAY FROM MY STASH



Aww... there there.


>:c

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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 22, 2017 at 2:54 pm
(January 22, 2017 at 2:50 pm)Vic Wrote: >:c

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Ha ha! The day is mine!


"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 22, 2017 at 3:34 pm
ROFLOL  You guys are killin' me with the laughter!Worship (large)
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 22, 2017 at 5:02 pm
(January 22, 2017 at 2:54 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(January 22, 2017 at 2:50 pm)Vic Wrote: >:c

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Ha ha! The day is mine!



Uh-huh.


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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 22, 2017 at 5:04 pm
(January 22, 2017 at 5:02 pm)Vic Wrote: Uh-huh.



Watchu got? I'm swimming in this waffle money!

"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 23, 2017 at 7:46 am
(January 17, 2017 at 6:05 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Enuff waffling on!

Any breakfast which doesn't include bacon should not be called breakfast!
You don't break from fasting by eating more fasting food! Sheesh!

You haven't experienced breakfast until you've had a jumbo breakast roll.



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