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Animals that are just plain dumb

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Animals that are just plain dumb
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RE: Animals that are just plain dumb
January 18, 2017 at 5:33 pm
I thought opossums were dumb until I crossed the Mississippi River into Arkansas, there were armadillos laying dead everywhere on the roads.

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RE: Animals that are just plain dumb
January 18, 2017 at 6:07 pm
Leeches. 

Wait, that's irritating, not dumb.

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RE: Animals that are just plain dumb
January 18, 2017 at 6:10 pm
Sea cucumber anus can't be that bad, Andrew Zimern has eaten them . . .
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RE: Animals that are just plain dumb
January 18, 2017 at 6:15 pm
(January 18, 2017 at 4:32 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Among mammals sloths certainly give that impression or maybe they just look like they don't give a shit?  

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RE: Animals that are just plain dumb
January 18, 2017 at 6:22 pm
Quote:What are some of the dumbest animals you have run across?

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RE: Animals that are just plain dumb
January 18, 2017 at 6:32 pm
Geese are dumb as mud.
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RE: Animals that are just plain dumb
January 18, 2017 at 8:39 pm
(January 18, 2017 at 6:32 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Geese are dumb as mud.

I think you're confusing evil with stupid.
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RE: Animals that are just plain dumb
January 19, 2017 at 12:04 am
(January 18, 2017 at 4:33 pm)Vic Wrote: Koalas





"Smallest brain to body weight ratio" and "not a genius animal" and ".. gives the Koala an advantage in that it does not give a fuck".  Okay I concede, even a sloth isn't this 'slow'.
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RE: Animals that are just plain dumb
January 19, 2017 at 4:20 am
That's not fair to say that...

Koalas are always stoned on eucalyptus leaves (staple diet), so what do you expect...
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RE: Animals that are just plain dumb
January 19, 2017 at 9:34 am (This post was last modified: January 19, 2017 at 9:43 am by Crossless2.0.)
The American Coot is an unusually stupid creature. When I was a kid and went hunting, the dumb bastards would just swim up to us, practically begging to be shot at point-blank range. I'm sorry to say that I indulged a few of them, which was stupid and cruel on my part since they aren't worth a damn as a food bird.

Now I can't stomach the thought of shooting any animal with the possible exception of humans.

Possums are fairly stupid, too. I stepped outside one night and found one a few feet from my front door. Of course, it played dead. I just stood there, railing at it: "I can see you! I'm fucking standing right here. You're not fooling anyone!" This went on for several minutes. One idiot played dead, and the other idiot kept talking to it like it understood a single word. In the end, we parted ways -- each returning to his peculiar niche of stupidity.
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