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Would you like to be immortal?

Poll: Would you like this?
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Yes I would
30.43%
 14 30.43%
No, I wouldn't
34.78%
 16 34.78%
Yes I would like but.......
17.39%
 8 17.39%
I never thought about it
2.17%
 1 2.17%
Nah
15.22%
 7 15.22%
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Would you like to be immortal?
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RE: Would you like to be immortal?
January 29, 2017 at 8:14 pm
if I can fuck hot women for all eternity I will.
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#42
RE: Would you like to be immortal?
January 29, 2017 at 8:17 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 8:14 pm)Macoleco Wrote: if I can fuck hot women for all eternity I will.

You'll be god.  You only get to knock up other peoples' virgin wives...

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#43
RE: Would you like to be immortal?
January 29, 2017 at 8:20 pm
Would I like to be immortal?

That's something that really depends on the type of immortality we're talking about.
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RE: Would you like to be immortal?
January 29, 2017 at 8:21 pm
If I can fuck one hot woman for all eternity, that would be my heaven.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Would you like to be immortal?
January 29, 2017 at 8:23 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 8:21 pm)Stimbo Wrote: If I can fuck one hot woman for all eternity, that would be my heaven.

Why one? That would be boring.
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RE: Would you like to be immortal?
January 29, 2017 at 8:26 pm
I am immortal...





I have inside me blood of kings.

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RE: Would you like to be immortal?
January 29, 2017 at 8:26 pm
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RE: Would you like to be immortal?
January 29, 2017 at 8:27 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 8:23 pm)Macoleco Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 8:21 pm)Stimbo Wrote: If I can fuck one hot woman for all eternity, that would be my heaven.

Why one? That would be boring.

I should have specified. I meant one in particular. I'm a loyal guy.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Would you like to be immortal?
January 29, 2017 at 8:28 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 8:27 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 8:23 pm)Macoleco Wrote: Why one? That would be boring.

I should have specified. I meant one in particular. I'm a loyal guy.

Yes but for all eternity the idea of loyalty is ridiculous. She would be immortal too.
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RE: Would you like to be immortal?
January 29, 2017 at 8:30 pm
It's not ridiculous to me. I could be content with that.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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