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Poll: Would you like this?
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Yes I would
30.43%
14 30.43%
No, I wouldn't
34.78%
16 34.78%
Yes I would like but.......
17.39%
8 17.39%
I never thought about it
2.17%
1 2.17%
Nah
15.22%
7 15.22%
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Would you like to be immortal?
#51
RE: Would you like to be immortal?
(January 29, 2017 at 8:28 pm)Macoleco Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 8:27 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I should have specified. I meant one in particular. I'm a loyal guy.

Yes but for all eternity the idea of loyalty is ridiculous. She would be immortal too.

Fuck off Mac Smile
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#52
RE: Would you like to be immortal?
Why does everyone assume immortality means the perfect rooting age?
What if you die and become immortal with the woman of your dreams and you're both 6 years old! He he

It'll be, go away, girl germs! Yuck!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#53
RE: Would you like to be immortal?
(January 29, 2017 at 8:26 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I am immortal...





I have inside me blood of kings.

Have you rivals?
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#54
RE: Would you like to be immortal?
(January 29, 2017 at 8:32 pm)ignoramus Wrote: What if you die and become immortal with the woman of your dreams and you're both 6 years old! He he

It'll be, go away, girl germs! Yuck!

When I was 6 years old I didn't care if someone was a boy or a girl as long as they were willing to play Streetfighter 2 with me, lol.

Like I said... it depends the kind of immortality we're talking about.

An eternity of Streetfighter 2? Yes please as long as fatigue and carpel tunnel doesn't apply.
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#55
RE: Would you like to be immortal?
(January 29, 2017 at 8:33 pm)Thena323 Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 8:26 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I am immortal...





I have inside me blood of kings.

Have you rivals?

No man can be our equals.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#56
RE: Would you like to be immortal?
(January 29, 2017 at 8:37 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 8:32 pm)ignoramus Wrote: What if you die and become immortal with the woman of your dreams and you're both 6 years old! He he

It'll be, go away, girl germs! Yuck!

When I was 6 years old I didn't care if someone was a boy or a girl as long as they were willing to play Streetfighter 2 with me, lol.

Like I said... it depends the kind of immortality we're talking about.

An eternity of Streetfighter 2? Yes please as long as fatigue and carpel tunnel doesn't apply.

When I was 6, Streetfighter was that drunk who got into an argument with his own reflection in Rackhams' window.
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#57
RE: Would you like to be immortal?
When I was 6, I was positive my willy was used exclusively for doing wissies!
I was too young to comprehend any other explanations....

Reminds me of theists...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#58
RE: Would you like to be immortal?
(January 29, 2017 at 9:21 am)Little Rik Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 4:17 am)robvalue Wrote: When will the correct answer be revealed?


Don't be impatient Roberto.  Panic
LR is coming.  Smile

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#59
RE: Would you like to be immortal?
A guy wanted to be immortal. He got his wish. He became a hydrogen atom in deep space.
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#60
RE: Would you like to be immortal?
(January 29, 2017 at 8:43 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 8:37 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: When I was 6 years old I didn't care if someone was a boy or a girl as long as they were willing to play Streetfighter 2 with me, lol.

Like I said... it depends the kind of immortality we're talking about.

An eternity of Streetfighter 2? Yes please as long as fatigue and carpel tunnel doesn't apply.

When I was 6, Streetfighter was that drunk who got into an argument with his own reflection in Rackhams' window.

And yet, somehow, I'm still almost 30 years old.

(January 29, 2017 at 10:12 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: A guy wanted to be immortal.  He got his wish.  He became a hydrogen atom in deep space.

Thanks not a dude, but thanks for playing.

Catholic_Lady On More Than One Occasion Wrote:Wyrd is weird.

QFT.
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