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Poll: Would you like this?
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Yes I would
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No, I wouldn't
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16 34.78%
Yes I would like but.......
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I never thought about it
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Nah
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Would you like to be immortal?
RE: Would you like to be immortal?
Immortality means you'll outlive the universe. ~150,000,000,000 years from now, when the heat death of the universe comes around you'll still be there, alone in space and time. Forever. 

A more cheerful scenario is  you fly too close to a neutron star and get caught in the gravity well. Splat! onto the surface of the star, and smashed down to one molecule, perhaps one atom, thick. But you're immortal. Still alive. Stuck there forever. Hopefully it won't hurt much. Hopefully.
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RE: Would you like to be immortal?
Yes I would provided I have the ability to end my immortality at any time. That was I figure as soon as I get bored of living I can just choose to die.
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RE: Would you like to be immortal?
Wait. . . who says I'm NOT immortal?

I have a 100% survival rate. There's no arguing with statistics like that.
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RE: Would you like to be immortal?
(February 11, 2017 at 10:13 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Immortality means you'll outlive the universe. ~150,000,000,000 years from now, when the heat death of the universe comes around you'll still be there, alone in space and time. Forever. 

A more cheerful scenario is  you fly too close to a neutron star and get caught in the gravity well. Splat! onto the surface of the star, and smashed down to one molecule, perhaps one atom, thick. But you're immortal. Still alive. Stuck there forever. Hopefully it won't hurt much. Hopefully.


Why do you worry so much about the universe?  Panic
The universe is a creation.
There may well be a myriad of universes and dimensions.
This is the game of the creator Gaw.
Once you merge and become one with the creator you will be in full control so nothing will bother you anymore.  Lightbulb
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RE: Would you like to be immortal?
(February 11, 2017 at 10:13 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Immortality means you'll outlive the universe. ~150,000,000,000 years from now, when the heat death of the universe comes around you'll still be there, alone in space and time. Forever. 

A more cheerful scenario is  you fly too close to a neutron star and get caught in the gravity well. Splat! onto the surface of the star, and smashed down to one molecule, perhaps one atom, thick. But you're immortal. Still alive. Stuck there forever. Hopefully it won't hurt much. Hopefully.

Heat death of the universe in just 150,000,000,000 years? Huh Sorry to nit pick, but over half of all the stars currently in existence in the universe would not have even gone through 10% of their life on the main sequence in 150 billion years. Big Grin

(February 12, 2017 at 9:24 am)Little Rik Wrote:
(February 11, 2017 at 10:13 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Immortality means you'll outlive the universe. ~150,000,000,000 years from now, when the heat death of the universe comes around you'll still be there, alone in space and time. Forever. 

A more cheerful scenario is  you fly too close to a neutron star and get caught in the gravity well. Splat! onto the surface of the star, and smashed down to one molecule, perhaps one atom, thick. But you're immortal. Still alive. Stuck there forever. Hopefully it won't hurt much. Hopefully.


Why do you worry so much about the universe?  Panic
The universe is a creation.
There may well be a myriad of universes and dimensions.
This is the game of the creator Gaw.
Once you merge and become one with the creator you will be in full control so nothing will bother you anymore.  Lightbulb


I have an infinite number of ways of making sure nothing will bother you anymore immediately, why wait an eternity?
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RE: Would you like to be immortal?
I wouldn't want to be immortal, but I would like a greatly extended life though. Say, 500 years, but fully mortal. That is, I can still die the same way anyone else can.

But even 500 years would likely render one grateful for death by the end of it. Hell, I'm not that smart, but if I could study math and science for 50 years straight, I could become an astrophysicist. Then I could spend another 50 years on just studying philosophy.

Actually no, I'd have to become rich first, so I'd spend 100 years working and investing in low risk... oh, fuck it.
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RE: Would you like to be immortal?
Just make sure you don't kill anyone and have to do life!
I s'pose if you're good, they'll let you out on good behavior after 450?
Sounds generous...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Would you like to be immortal?
(February 12, 2017 at 9:24 am)Little Rik Wrote: Once you merge and become one with the creator you will be in full control so nothing will bother you anymore.

Ok, then V'ger.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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RE: Would you like to be immortal?
Convo's probably somewhere else by now, but I'm gonna answer the initial question.

I think a while ago, I would have probably answered no, but hell, I think I'm uniquely qualified for immortality. I live at a snail's pace and, what's more, that's how I like it. Given from now until the end of humanity, I don't think I could get bored; only more interested as things change around me. Then there's the "watching everything and everyone you love die" argument, but its not like mortality will spare you from that unless you suddenly become very mortal right now.

Also, I'm assuming immortal means ageless as well, and therefor not eventually living in constant agony, because "would you be immortal" and "would you want to live in constant agony" are two different questions. In which case you have two options: Hide your immortality, or pull a Tony Stark and come right out with it. You'd be the advice column guy. "Let's hear what the Immortal has to say about our 201st Emperor"..."I haven't seen a ruler like Cullovdoody Walmartson since Donald J. Trump"
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Would you like to be immortal?
(February 13, 2017 at 12:32 am)Exian Wrote: Convo's probably somewhere else by now, but I'm gonna answer the initial question.

I think a while ago, I would have probably answered no, but hell, I think I'm uniquely qualified for immortality. I live at a snail's pace and, what's more, that's how I like it. Given from now until the end of humanity, I don't think I could get bored; only more interested as things change around me. Then there's the "watching everything and everyone you love die" argument, but its not like mortality will spare you from that unless you suddenly become very mortal right now.

Also, I'm assuming immortal means ageless as well, and therefor not eventually living in constant agony, because "would you be immortal" and "would you want to live in constant agony" are two different questions. In which case you have two options: Hide your immortality, or pull a Tony Stark and come right out with it. You'd be the advice column guy. "Let's hear what the Immortal has to say about our 201st Emperor"..."I haven't seen a ruler like Cullovdoody Walmartson since Donald J. Trump"

Correct Exi.
We are already immortal right now in this body but because we live or better say are stuck inside a body that eventually will get sick and old we wrongly come to the conclusion that WE as immortal outside a body will also get sick and old.
How wrong.  Rolleyes
The consciousness which is our real I never get sick and old.  Lightbulb  
How can an abstract entity such as the consciousness get affected by physical ailments?

(color mine)
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