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Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
#81
RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
I wonder how many nob jokes are in the KJV, in the original Elizabethan pronunciation?



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#82
RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
Funny enough, my wife was complaining about grease build-up on some of the cabinet door pulls. I must have polished at least 20 knobs over the weekend.
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#83
RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
(February 4, 2017 at 11:57 am)Godschild Wrote: You are all wrong, first sex is for pleasure and creating children, read the book in the Bible , Songs of Solomon, as long as sex is within marriage.
Second homosexuality is defined by scripture as unnatural anyone want to guess why. Well in case you can't anal sex is not natural. The colon was not designed for things to enter it, its function is to expelled waste from the body, a one way street if you will. Prolapsed is the result of to much anal sex and a very bad thing for the body. So you see God the designer of the human body understands these things and knows He did not design the colon to be misused in this way or any other way. Use your mind people, you claim to be the most logical ones on this planet well think like you claim.

GC

Lol can you imagne the old folks home where all sexually 'liberated' people will live?

My grandmother use to fart step.. she take a step and fart a little. One can only imagine the carnage that old folks home would see when this generation begins to move in after years and years of drilling each other in the can.

Cranky Shitfan
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#84
RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
You do know that its not uncommon for straight men and women to indulge and - shock, horror! - enjoy anal sex, right? In either direction, yet!
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#85
RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
(February 6, 2017 at 12:31 pm)Stimbo Wrote: You do know that its not uncommon for straight men and women to indulge and - shock, horror! - enjoy anal sex, right? In either direction, yet!
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Brother I don't care what hole you fill by/when you do what you do behind closed doors.. All I'm point out that investing in colostomy bag manufactures may not be a bad idea as the millennials come to old folks home age.
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#86
RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
And ad homining onto me won't help you either. I made no mention about what I personally enjoy, nor is it relevant.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#87
RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
(February 6, 2017 at 10:22 am)Stimbo Wrote: I wonder how many nob jokes are in the KJV,  in the original Elizabethan pronunciation?




So it should be read by some farmer from Somerset?
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#88
RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
"In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point."

[Friedrich Nietzsche]
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#89
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(February 6, 2017 at 2:52 pm)Mr Greene Wrote: So it should be read by some farmer from Somerset?

Probably closer than Kenneth Branagh.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
(February 6, 2017 at 12:42 pm)Drich Wrote: Brother I don't care what hole you fill by/when you do what you do behind closed doors.. All I'm point out that investing in colostomy bag manufactures may not be a bad idea as the millennials come to old folks home age.

Yeah, all of those stupid millennials and their damn butt sex. Not like those wholesome baby boomers that grew up in the 60's and 70's and exercised sexual restraint.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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