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Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
Your magic book doesn't say anal sex is detestable, nor bad for you. It condemns homosexual sex as detestable - some translations say an abomination - to the lord. Basically yahweh says it doesn't like it. But then it gets off by the sweet savour of burned offerings, so what this up-its-own-arse piece of imaginary shit has to say about entertainment as it pertains to human nature is highly questionable.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
(March 4, 2017 at 7:05 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Your magic book doesn't say anal sex is detestable, nor bad for you. It condemns homosexual sex as detestable - some translations say an abomination - to the lord. Basically yahweh says it doesn't like it. But then it gets off by the sweet savour of burned offerings, so what this up-its-own-arse piece of imaginary shit has to say about entertainment as it pertains to human nature is highly questionable.

Yeah, he loves the smell of burning cow, and isn't bothered by people sending goats into the desert to their deaths while he sits in his tent. It's absolutely bonkers fucking bonkers.
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RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
It's almost like the ramblings of desert nomads trying to come up with scary stories to keep the populace in line, isn't it?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
No, but it is heavily implied sex without the sole purpose for procreation is frowned upon.
But if we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, His Son, purifies us from all sin.
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RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
Except when David and Jonathan were doing it . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Does Bible specifically forbid Anal sex?
(February 5, 2017 at 7:45 am)Godschild Wrote:
(February 4, 2017 at 2:19 pm)Nihilist Virus Wrote: That's the KJV, you God damned heretic.  Why doth thou read thrice translations and none be the KJV?

The KJV hasn't been up dated with the new knowledge we have of the ancient Hebrew and Greek languages. The three I used are some of the best translation from the ancient languages. Update yourself, come into the modern times with the rest of us.

GC

Nothing like the Revised Word O' God...

(February 6, 2017 at 12:18 pm)Drich Wrote:
(February 4, 2017 at 11:57 am)Godschild Wrote: You are all wrong, first sex is for pleasure and creating children, read the book in the Bible , Songs of Solomon, as long as sex is within marriage.
Second homosexuality is defined by scripture as unnatural anyone want to guess why. Well in case you can't anal sex is not natural. The colon was not designed for things to enter it, its function is to expelled waste from the body, a one way street if you will. Prolapsed is the result of to much anal sex and a very bad thing for the body. So you see God the designer of the human body understands these things and knows He did not design the colon to be misused in this way or any other way. Use your mind people, you claim to be the most logical ones on this planet well think like you claim.

GC

Lol can you imagne the old folks home where all sexually 'liberated' people will live?

My grandmother use to fart step.. she take a step and fart a little. One can only imagine the carnage that old folks home would see when this generation begins to move in after years and years of drilling each other in the can.

Cranky Shitfan

You're ignorance is stunning.

(February 7, 2017 at 1:57 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: Just an observation and not sure what to make of it but I have noticed a trend lately. On Unbelievable? I've noticed that the two main objection to Christianity given by atheist guests are: 1) the Problem of Evil and 2) prohibition of gay relationships.

I would think the total illogic and stupid rationalizations would be right up there, as well as the ignorance of science.

(February 8, 2017 at 9:56 am)PETE_ROSE Wrote:
(February 8, 2017 at 9:37 am)Regina Wrote: Literally any sex which is not done with the exact purpose of baby-making is banned, as is any sexual act outside marriage.

Total BS.  God is the author of sex and celebrates the union of man and woman within the confines of marriage; for pleasure and gratification, repeatedly.  

I am constantly astounded by the lack of knowledge of the bible by a group that professes being intellectuals.   Once again a thread is full of personal opinions/views and not an accurate reflection of scripture.  

Read.

How does he celebrate? Poppers?

(February 8, 2017 at 6:54 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote:
(February 4, 2017 at 11:57 am)Godschild Wrote: You are all wrong, first sex is for pleasure and creating children…homosexuality is defined by scripture as unnatural anyone want to guess why. Well in case you can't anal sex is not natural…

The atheist AF members are correct that homosexual behaviors are common in nature. At the same time, I think they should be cautious not to anthropomorphize those behaviors. The lower species may not be motivated by sexual gratification to the extent that humans are. For example, presentation for mounting and mounting behaviors may have nothing to do with sex per se; but rather, reflect and/or preserve social hierarchies of dominance and submission in the pack.**  

While the right and proper uses of our bodies ought to conform to Man’s nature as God intended, we must remember that we are part of a fallen creation. Our nature has been corrupted by sin. As such, people cannot reason to moral imperatives purely from observations about nature; but rather, knowledge of Christian doctrine comes by reasoning from holy scripture. For example, it seems pretty clear that homo sapiens is not strictly monogamous by nature; whereas, knowledge of God’s desire for traditional marriage comes to us through the special revelation of the Bible, despite the short-comings of some OT patriarch in that regard.

** We should remember that not all human sexual activities, such as rape or sado-masochism, are motivated purely for procreation and/or pleasure, either.

You god can take it in the ass.
"The last superstition of the human mind is the superstition that religion in itself is a good thing."  - Samuel Porter Putnam
 
           

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