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How much would you pay for a Harambe Cheeto?

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How much would you pay for a Harambe Cheeto?
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How much would you pay for a Harambe Cheeto?
February 7, 2017 at 2:16 pm (This post was last modified: February 7, 2017 at 2:16 pm by SteelCurtain.)
Someone paid almost $100,000.00 for a fucking Cheeto. People need to start giving me their money so I can get you some ROI better than a fucking Cheeto.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Gorilla-Hot-Chee...rmvSB=true
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: How much would you pay for a Harambe Cheeto?
February 7, 2017 at 2:19 pm (This post was last modified: February 7, 2017 at 2:20 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
A Cheeto as in... a single Cheeto from a packet of Cheetos?

Feels bed men.

[Image: raw]

What a waste of money that could have been spent on 100,000 microwavable meals.

(or 75,000 microwavable meals and 25,000 toaster oven meals).
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RE: How much would you pay for a Harambe Cheeto?
February 7, 2017 at 2:21 pm
(February 7, 2017 at 2:19 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: A Cheeto as in... a single Cheeto from a packet of Cheetos?

From the description:
Quote:I opened up a bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos and as soon as I looked inside I came across this unique Cheetos that looks like Harambe the gorilla.

This item is one of a kind!

It measures up to about 1 1/2 inches in length.

This item up for bid is only for this unique Cheetos, bag not included.
This makes a great collectible for anyone who appreciates rare items!

I hadn't realized that it was Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Now I understand. Dodgy
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RE: How much would you pay for a Harambe Cheeto?
February 7, 2017 at 2:47 pm
God I hate that fucking frog.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: How much would you pay for a Harambe Cheeto?
February 7, 2017 at 2:54 pm
Anything Harambe-related should be destroyed
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RE: How much would you pay for a Harambe Cheeto?
February 7, 2017 at 3:01 pm
I have a rock I found when I was 7ish that looks like bacon. I wonder how much I could get off of it. I also have a piece of bread that's shaped exactly like Sponge Bob's torso.
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RE: How much would you pay for a Harambe Cheeto?
February 7, 2017 at 3:19 pm
I have some testicles that look like my balls but I'm not putting them on Ebay.
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RE: How much would you pay for a Harambe Cheeto?
February 7, 2017 at 3:31 pm
Money that is simply given away isn't wasted at all from a global perspective and doesn't lead to wasted resources, it just changes owners.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: How much would you pay for a Harambe Cheeto?
February 7, 2017 at 3:46 pm
Damn. All that work for a decent future and I could've just looked for unusually shaped snacks Angry
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RE: How much would you pay for a Harambe Cheeto?
February 7, 2017 at 3:58 pm
Clearly I chose the wrong line of work.
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