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Ham Must Be Starting His Presidential Bid

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Ham Must Be Starting His Presidential Bid
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Ham Must Be Starting His Presidential Bid
February 17, 2017 at 1:15 pm
This motherfucker is so stupid that the WLB is really going to have to work to work to fight off his challenge.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/02/creation...nd-giants/

Quote:Creationist Ken Ham: Dinosaurs fought gladiator battles against humans and giants


I mean we have some batshit crazy xristards around here but this guy is hands down the champ.
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RE: Ham Must Be Starting His Presidential Bid
February 17, 2017 at 1:22 pm
This just popped up on my FB news feed. Pretty hilarious.
Ham should be writing giant monster movies or something. We need some new kaiju films, this man has ideas!
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RE: Ham Must Be Starting His Presidential Bid
February 17, 2017 at 1:26 pm
I've never been sure how far is too far for a Poe to take it. Well now I know. I tip my cap to you, Mr. Ham.
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RE: Ham Must Be Starting His Presidential Bid
February 17, 2017 at 1:48 pm
My favorite thing he's done recently is his 'permanent' campaign to "Take back the rainbow" from teh gayz.

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Notice how he got the order wrong and colors repeat. Not even Roy G Biv can peek his head through that ignorance.
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RE: Ham Must Be Starting His Presidential Bid
February 17, 2017 at 3:51 pm
I'm starting my presidential bid? Why? Did I move to America all of a sudden and they told me all I had to do was make mayo in the back room and then come out and smile to the crowd and say presidential things?
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RE: Ham Must Be Starting His Presidential Bid
February 17, 2017 at 5:50 pm
(February 17, 2017 at 3:51 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: I'm starting my presidential bid? Why? Did I move to America all of a sudden and they told me all I had to do was make mayo in the back room and then come out and smile to the crowd and say presidential things?

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RE: Ham Must Be Starting His Presidential Bid
February 17, 2017 at 5:52 pm
Get me some hookers and we have a deal Tongue
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RE: Ham Must Be Starting His Presidential Bid
February 18, 2017 at 2:45 pm (This post was last modified: February 18, 2017 at 2:46 pm by The Industrial Atheist.)
I saw part of his debate with Bill Nye. Most of his argument was "If we evolved rather than being created by God, we would be animals with no purpose. Therefore we were created by God."

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RE: Ham Must Be Starting His Presidential Bid
February 18, 2017 at 3:21 pm
(February 17, 2017 at 5:52 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Get me some hookers and we have a deal Tongue

Here you go:

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RE: Ham Must Be Starting His Presidential Bid
March 2, 2017 at 6:58 pm
(February 17, 2017 at 1:15 pm)Minimalist Wrote: This motherfucker is so stupid that the WLB is really going to have to work to work to fight off his challenge.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/02/creation...nd-giants/

Quote:Creationist Ken Ham: Dinosaurs fought gladiator battles against humans and giants


I mean we have some batshit crazy xristards around here but this guy is hands down the champ.

The sad thing is that any Republican, no matter how extremist their views, will win all the states that Trump won, except, perhaps for the Rust Belt and Upper Midwest.
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