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RE: Documenting Crazy
March 15, 2017 at 6:42 pm
Update:
*me sitting there making tea, over hearing him talking to another coworker*
"I'm just saying a doctor needs to take me seriously. If I feel like I'm dying then he had better treat me like I am!"
*in my head: Oh god Tony would blow a gasket if he heard that. That boy is such a hypochondriac he always thinks he is dying. Tony would get there with the ambulance and tell him to stop being a little bitch*
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RE: Documenting Crazy
March 15, 2017 at 6:49 pm
(March 9, 2017 at 1:46 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Does your office have a straight-jacket for emergencies?
Yes.
get a pink one!
I read the title of this thread and wondered if you were involved with my shrink writing his book, "The Life and Times of R.J. Anderson: The deterioration of a human mind".
But, apparently, as he says, not everything is about me.
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RE: Documenting Crazy
March 15, 2017 at 8:38 pm
(March 15, 2017 at 6:42 pm)mlmooney89 Wrote: Update:
*me sitting there making tea, over hearing him talking to another coworker*
"I'm just saying a doctor needs to take me seriously. If I feel like I'm dying then he had better treat me like I am!"
*in my head: Oh god Tony would blow a gasket if he heard that. That boy is such a hypochondriac he always thinks he is dying. Tony would get there with the ambulance and tell him to stop being a little bitch*
Recommend a herbalist chiropractor. They'll take his wallet serous and drain him of all of his ills.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: Documenting Crazy
March 15, 2017 at 8:56 pm
(March 15, 2017 at 8:38 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: (March 15, 2017 at 6:42 pm)mlmooney89 Wrote: Update:
*me sitting there making tea, over hearing him talking to another coworker*
"I'm just saying a doctor needs to take me seriously. If I feel like I'm dying then he had better treat me like I am!"
*in my head: Oh god Tony would blow a gasket if he heard that. That boy is such a hypochondriac he always thinks he is dying. Tony would get there with the ambulance and tell him to stop being a little bitch*
Recommend a herbalist chiropractor. They'll take his wallet serous and drain him of all of his ills.
Is that like a nasal proctologist?
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RE: Documenting Crazy
March 15, 2017 at 10:45 pm
(March 15, 2017 at 8:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Is that like a nasal proctologist?
We have a couple of those at work.
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RE: Documenting Crazy
March 17, 2017 at 1:02 pm
Update:
*He is talking to IT on the phone, I am minding my own business... kinda*
**They are discussing how bad traffic is**
"I think they should just tell people Austin is full, too many people live here, so you can't move here."
*my head: Bitch you just moved here from NM. Guess you should leave.*
Mind you I don't give a fuck who lives where and I'm very against people telling others to leave just cause they don't like certain things, think differently than majority of the population, or because it is too 'crowded' but I was just irritated by his hypocrisy.
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RE: Documenting Crazy
March 17, 2017 at 1:06 pm
(March 15, 2017 at 10:45 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: (March 15, 2017 at 8:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Is that like a nasal proctologist?
We have a couple of those at work.
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RE: Documenting Crazy
March 17, 2017 at 1:55 pm
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(March 17, 2017 at 1:02 pm)mlmooney89 Wrote: Update:
*He is talking to IT on the phone, I am minding my own business... kinda*
**They are discussing how bad traffic is**
"I think they should just tell people Austin is full, too many people live here, so you can't move here."
*my head: Bitch you just moved here from NM. Guess you should leave.*
Mind you I don't give a fuck who lives where and I'm very against people telling others to leave just cause they don't like certain things, think differently than majority of the population, or because it is too 'crowded' but I was just irritated by his hypocrisy.
Don't come to Nebraska. The whole state is closed. We will let you drive through and leave money, but that's it.
Unless you're a sex worker. Then we have plenty of room.
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RE: Documenting Crazy
March 20, 2017 at 11:36 am
Update:
He just said that cancer was man made, as in we cause cancer.
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RE: Documenting Crazy
March 20, 2017 at 12:05 pm
(March 20, 2017 at 11:36 am)mlmooney89 Wrote: Update:
He just said that cancer was man made, as in we cause cancer.
Well, he's partially correct.
Time for him to become bubble boy. It's the only way to be safe.
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