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Fun with theists in restaurants.
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RE: Fun with theists in restaurants.
April 4, 2017 at 8:50 am
They were both equally right.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Fun with theists in restaurants.
April 4, 2017 at 9:01 am
(April 3, 2017 at 10:52 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Living in the buckle of the Bible Belt means living with odd reactions from people. Recently I made a purchase at the US Postal Service office near me. The total came $6.66. The counter clerk asked me if I wouldn't like to make another purchase, with the obvious intent of avoiding having to deal with "666". I politely declined and left. 

Then last night we went to a local BBQ diner and the bill came to $33.34. The amount of tip was obvious. Now I'm waiting to see if the final bill will be for $33.34 or $40.00. 

In the future I think I'll have some fun and tip $6.66 to everybody if the appropriate amount is at or less than that number. I'll be keeping score.

She took the money. Either she's rational or she needed the cash. Working there I'd go with the latter.  Angel
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RE: Fun with theists in restaurants.
April 4, 2017 at 9:05 am (This post was last modified: April 4, 2017 at 9:06 am by brewer.)
While eating you could always pretend to be a loud and dramatic sin eater.

And when kicked out claim religious persecution.

Edit: That might be a novel twist on the dine -n- dash.
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RE: Fun with theists in restaurants.
April 4, 2017 at 9:24 am
(April 4, 2017 at 9:05 am)mh.brewer Wrote: While eating you could always pretend to be a loud and dramatic sin eater.

And when kicked out claim religious persecution.

Edit: That might be a novel twist on the dine -n- dash.
I got a free meal once, I did the Heimlich Maneuver on a waiter who was showing off, throwing olives up in the air and catching them in his mouth.  Rolleyes
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RE: Fun with theists in restaurants.
April 4, 2017 at 9:35 am
I bet Popeye wasn't pleased.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Fun with theists in restaurants.
April 4, 2017 at 10:50 am
(April 4, 2017 at 9:35 am)Cyberman Wrote: I bet Popeye wasn't pleased.

:picturing Popeye'sPappy crosseyed:  Wink
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