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Fun with theists in restaurants.
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They were both equally right.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (April 3, 2017 at 10:52 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Living in the buckle of the Bible Belt means living with odd reactions from people. Recently I made a purchase at the US Postal Service office near me. The total came $6.66. The counter clerk asked me if I wouldn't like to make another purchase, with the obvious intent of avoiding having to deal with "666". I politely declined and left. She took the money. Either she's rational or she needed the cash. Working there I'd go with the latter. 
 RE: Fun with theists in restaurants.
April 4, 2017 at 9:05 am
(This post was last modified: April 4, 2017 at 9:06 am by brewer.)
While eating you could always pretend to be a loud and dramatic sin eater.
And when kicked out claim religious persecution. Edit: That might be a novel twist on the dine -n- dash.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
(April 4, 2017 at 9:05 am)mh.brewer Wrote: While eating you could always pretend to be a loud and dramatic sin eater.I got a free meal once, I did the Heimlich Maneuver on a waiter who was showing off, throwing olives up in the air and catching them in his mouth. 
I bet Popeye wasn't pleased.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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