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So Jesus Is Okay With Grabbing Pussy?

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So Jesus Is Okay With Grabbing Pussy?
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So Jesus Is Okay With Grabbing Pussy?
April 3, 2017 at 8:11 pm
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RE: So Jesus Is Okay With Grabbing Pussy?
April 3, 2017 at 8:53 pm
1 and the spirit was upon him, lo his skin glowed orange.
2 He saith " I grab them by their separation, I don't even wait."
3 "Having an R-next to thine name coverest a multitude of sins!"

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RE: So Jesus Is Okay With Grabbing Pussy?
April 3, 2017 at 8:55 pm (This post was last modified: April 3, 2017 at 8:56 pm by Amarok.)
Wow some conservatives really hate jesus
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RE: So Jesus Is Okay With Grabbing Pussy?
April 3, 2017 at 8:59 pm
(April 3, 2017 at 8:55 pm)Orochi Wrote: Wow  some conservatives really hate jesus

But they hate women more.

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: So Jesus Is Okay With Grabbing Pussy?
April 3, 2017 at 9:10 pm (This post was last modified: April 3, 2017 at 9:11 pm by Amarok.)
(April 3, 2017 at 8:59 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 3, 2017 at 8:55 pm)Orochi Wrote: Wow  some conservatives really hate jesus

But they hate women more.

No matter how much they say otherwise
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RE: So Jesus Is Okay With Grabbing Pussy?
April 3, 2017 at 9:12 pm
My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.
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RE: So Jesus Is Okay With Grabbing Pussy?
April 3, 2017 at 9:13 pm
[Ahem]

and THAT should be the last word on this topic.
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RE: So Jesus Is Okay With Grabbing Pussy?
April 3, 2017 at 9:23 pm
There are no cats in the bible so he is mistaken.
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RE: So Jesus Is Okay With Grabbing Pussy?
April 3, 2017 at 9:47 pm
(April 3, 2017 at 8:59 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 3, 2017 at 8:55 pm)Orochi Wrote: Wow  some conservatives really hate jesus

But they hate women more.

Nah. Conservatives love women.








































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RE: So Jesus Is Okay With Grabbing Pussy?
April 3, 2017 at 10:16 pm
(April 3, 2017 at 8:53 pm)Industrial Lad Wrote: 1 and the spirit was upon him, lo his skin glowed orange.
2 He saith " I grab them by their separation, I don't even wait."
3 "Having an R-next to thine name coverest a multitude of sins!"

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Worship  Though I must say that having a "D" next to one's name doesn't change it much. Think Slick Willy (Clinton) or Jack the Zipper (JFK). Big Grin
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