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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 7, 2017 at 11:31 am
(April 6, 2017 at 10:15 pm)Fireball Wrote: I made it about a minute into that video. Damn, just get the septic tank fixed! I'm astonished she isn't already dead. 
Well, then you missed the part where she admitted to eating the poop she saved and likened it to a drug addict getting high.
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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 7, 2017 at 11:41 am
(April 7, 2017 at 11:31 am)Faith No More Wrote: (April 6, 2017 at 10:15 pm)Fireball Wrote: I made it about a minute into that video. Damn, just get the septic tank fixed! I'm astonished she isn't already dead.
Well, then you missed the part where she admitted to eating the poop she saved and likened it to a drug addict getting high.
Lol, she was like "It's my last blazing glory!!!" (talking about eating poop contaminated food for the last time)
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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 7, 2017 at 11:43 am
She kind of deserves a Darwin Award.
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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 7, 2017 at 12:10 pm
There was a rather famous account back in the 70s of an individual compulsively saving all his urine . . .
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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 7, 2017 at 12:36 pm
(April 7, 2017 at 11:41 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Lol, she was like "It's my last blazing glory!!!" (talking about eating poop contaminated food for the last time)
Going out on a low brown note. Simply marvy.
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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 7, 2017 at 12:46 pm
(April 7, 2017 at 11:01 am)Longhorn Wrote: Btw CL, I am the unhappy owner of the most easily upset stomach in world history. I feel sick from just words. I think we could hold a fantastic conversation 
You need to try Marijuana. Settles the stomach. If you don't want to get high, get a strain high in CBD with very little THC.
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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 7, 2017 at 1:50 pm
You're still my fave, CL. Even though I knew you were a sham this whole time.
Poop lady, revealed.
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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 7, 2017 at 2:49 pm
(April 6, 2017 at 3:15 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (April 6, 2017 at 2:21 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Beings of iniquity that we are, we will welcome her in hell. I heard they make nice dinners there.
I am not troubled about CL lying about age or form. Half a confession is not a confession at all because I am not mimbari.
Something else that you need to tell us?
Lol. Can't tell if you're serious or not, but for the record, this thread was completely a joke. The person on the avatar is me, and everything you know about me is the truth.
...Even when I said I have never farted before in my life. Completely true as well.
(April 6, 2017 at 2:08 pm)AceBoogie Wrote: Here I were thinking you were some smart, sweet, hot Catholic chick. Turns out you're an amazingly sexy poop lady. I'll convert for you. Serious. As. Poop.
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But seriously what's with the poop fixation Cat lady
Poop is funny as hell, and I like talking about it every chance I get because it's funny to me. But rest assured, I poop in the toilet. And flush. And wipe thoroughly. And wash my hands afterwards.
That is funny, you totally got me. I mean just like TLC, making audience out of people in need of help. Clearly that human being is not worthy but to make fun of. It says so in the bible.
I totally get it. It was a joke, sorry to say that I don't find it funny. Just as I don't find children hit by war, funny.
I get this empathy from my experience with theists; they too are dwelving in piss and shit and are happy about it.
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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 7, 2017 at 5:02 pm
(April 7, 2017 at 2:49 pm)LastPoet Wrote: (April 6, 2017 at 3:15 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Lol. Can't tell if you're serious or not, but for the record, this thread was completely a joke. The person on the avatar is me, and everything you know about me is the truth.
...Even when I said I have never farted before in my life. Completely true as well.
Poop is funny as hell, and I like talking about it every chance I get because it's funny to me. But rest assured, I poop in the toilet. And flush. And wipe thoroughly. And wash my hands afterwards.
That is funny, you totally got me. I mean just like TLC, making audience out of people in need of help. Clearly that human being is not worthy but to make fun of. It says so in the bible.
I totally get it. It was a joke, sorry to say that I don't find it funny. Just as I don't find children hit by war, funny.
I get this empathy from my experience with theists; they too are dwelving in piss and shit and are happy about it.
You make a good point. I agree it would have been better of me to not have posted about this lady who obviously has some sort of mental illness.
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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 7, 2017 at 5:24 pm
(April 7, 2017 at 5:02 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (April 7, 2017 at 2:49 pm)LastPoet Wrote: That is funny, you totally got me. I mean just like TLC, making audience out of people in need of help. Clearly that human being is not worthy but to make fun of. It says so in the bible.
I totally get it. It was a joke, sorry to say that I don't find it funny. Just as I don't find children hit by war, funny.
I get this empathy from my experience with theists; they too are dwelving in piss and shit and are happy about it.
You make a good point. I agree it would have been better of me to not have posted about this lady who obviously has some sort of mental illness.
It could have a non mental source but those considerations are not as much fun.
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