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RE: Ham's Barge is Empty
April 7, 2017 at 9:43 pm
(April 7, 2017 at 8:21 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: So, seaworthiness. That has to be a thing, amirite? I suppose that's why they're planning on putting it on a barge, eh? What exactly is the point?
It was dreamed up by desert dwelling shitheads who did not understand that without some form of propulsion the damn thing would instantly turn sideways and capsize in the wind and waves. That rarely happens in the desert where the worst thing you normally have to worry about is stepping in camel shit.
Unless you run out of water, that is.
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RE: Ham's Barge is Empty
April 7, 2017 at 10:15 pm
(April 7, 2017 at 8:42 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (April 7, 2017 at 8:21 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: So, seaworthiness. That has to be a thing, amirite? I suppose that's why they're planning on putting it on a barge, eh? What exactly is the point?
They put it on a barge because it would fall apart if built to spec. Big wave with both ends in the air, it snaps in half. Two big waves with the middle in the air, it snaps in half. A barge is built to take that kind of abuse.
Those were kind of rhetorical questions. 
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RE: Ham's Barge is Empty
April 7, 2017 at 11:22 pm
(April 7, 2017 at 8:42 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (April 7, 2017 at 8:21 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: So, seaworthiness. That has to be a thing, amirite? I suppose that's why they're planning on putting it on a barge, eh? What exactly is the point?
They put it on a barge because it would fall apart if built to spec. Big wave with both ends in the air, it snaps in half. Two big waves with the middle in the air, it snaps in half. A barge is built to take that kind of abuse.
Because a barge is made of STEEL, and properly designed by naval architects. Fucking goat herders know what about naval architecture?
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RE: Ham's Barge is Empty
April 7, 2017 at 11:34 pm
I just wish they'd required Ken Ham to built the thing all by himself with the help of only his sons. It could have saved us a lot of tax payer money.
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RE: Ham's Barge is Empty
April 7, 2017 at 11:49 pm
(April 7, 2017 at 11:22 pm)Fireball Wrote: (April 7, 2017 at 8:42 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: They put it on a barge because it would fall apart if built to spec. Big wave with both ends in the air, it snaps in half. Two big waves with the middle in the air, it snaps in half. A barge is built to take that kind of abuse.
Because a barge is made of STEEL, and properly designed by naval architects. Fucking goat herders know what about naval architecture?
I'll take "What is fuck-all?" for a thou, Alex.
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RE: Ham's Barge is Empty
April 8, 2017 at 3:10 am
(April 7, 2017 at 11:49 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: (April 7, 2017 at 11:22 pm)Fireball Wrote: Because a barge is made of STEEL, and properly designed by naval architects. Fucking goat herders know what about naval architecture?
I'll take "What is fuck-all?" for a thou, Alex.
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RE: Ham's Barge is Empty
April 8, 2017 at 9:05 am
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(April 7, 2017 at 8:06 pm)Orochi Wrote: (April 7, 2017 at 5:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Oh, yeah.... the "replica" built on the steel barge!
Fucktards don't know what "replica" means.
Oh no min in biblical times they used trees the were stronger then steel .Or of course steel existed in Noah's time not believing that is evil evolutionist thinking .
They cut trees stronger than steel with stone tools harder than diamond. As you know things all went downhill from then on.
(April 7, 2017 at 8:42 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (April 7, 2017 at 8:21 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: So, seaworthiness. That has to be a thing, amirite? I suppose that's why they're planning on putting it on a barge, eh? What exactly is the point?
They put it on a barge because it would fall apart if built to spec. Big wave with both ends in the air, it snaps in half. Two big waves with the middle in the air, it snaps in half. A barge is built to take that kind of abuse.
But, but, but the big world wide flood had no turbulence, no waves, it was all smooth as glass.
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RE: Ham's Barge is Empty
April 8, 2017 at 9:34 am
(April 7, 2017 at 11:22 pm)Fireball Wrote: (April 7, 2017 at 8:42 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: They put it on a barge because it would fall apart if built to spec. Big wave with both ends in the air, it snaps in half. Two big waves with the middle in the air, it snaps in half. A barge is built to take that kind of abuse.
Because a barge is made of STEEL, and properly designed by naval architects. Fucking goat herders know what about naval architecture?
They knew their God had an allergy to ferrous materials . . .
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RE: Ham's Barge is Empty
April 8, 2017 at 9:46 am
(April 7, 2017 at 8:06 pm)Orochi Wrote: (April 7, 2017 at 5:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Oh, yeah.... the "replica" built on the steel barge!
Fucktards don't know what "replica" means.
Oh no min in biblical times they used trees the were stronger then steel .Or of course steel existed in Noah's time not believing that is evil evolutionist thinking .
Well there's nothing in the bible to say it didn't, which means it probably did, which proves it actually did.
Ham logic.
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RE: Ham's Barge is Empty
April 8, 2017 at 10:03 am
(April 8, 2017 at 9:46 am)Cyberman Wrote: (April 7, 2017 at 8:06 pm)Orochi Wrote: Oh no min in biblical times they used trees the were stronger then steel .Or of course steel existed in Noah's time not believing that is evil evolutionist thinking .
Well there's nothing in the bible to say it didn't, which means it probably did, which proves it actually did.
Ham logic.
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