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Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
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Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
Quote:In a new blog post, Ham said all of those trick-or-treaters coming to the door on Oct. 31 provided “a fantastic opportunity to share the saving gospel with your friends and neighbors.”

Ham’s message was actually a sales pitch for his organization’s “Halloween Learn & Share Kits,” which include religious pamphlets as well as fake money with Bible messages that are intended to be given out to candy-seeking children:

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The fake million-dollar bills come with either a picture of a dinosaur or Noah’s Ark on the front, with ominous warnings of damnation on the reverse side.

“Try ‘reverse-trick-or-treating’ when you bring a basket of goodies to bless your neighbors,” he wrote on the Answers in Genesis website. “Include a gospel booklet with your home-baked or store-bought treats. This is a great way to encourage your kids to give and bless others as well as share the gospel as a family.”

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ken...D=ref_fark

Oh, dear.
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RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
So, basically, a christian theme haunted house where a ghoul answers the door and cons children with fake currency while scaring the shit out of them? Now -that's- holiday spirit!
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RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
I want to ruin Ken Ham.

With a speeding bus.
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RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
I'd settle for the idiot in Bombay who keeps calling me about my computer screwing up the internet pooping in Ken Ham's mouth.
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RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
I hope the little fuckers toilet paper his house..... and his fucking ark.
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RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
Aint nobody got time for the ark park on halloween.....we do zombie paintball round hur!
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
I'm guessing Ken Ham's house is going to get egged.
Hard.

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RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
Hallowe'en is a xtian fucking observance, for fucks sake.
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RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
(October 12, 2017 at 3:17 pm)Lutrinae Wrote:
Quote:In a new blog post, Ham said all of those trick-or-treaters coming to the door on Oct. 31 provided “a fantastic opportunity to share the saving gospel with your friends and neighbors.”

Ham’s message was actually a sales pitch for his organization’s “Halloween Learn & Share Kits,” which include religious pamphlets as well as fake money with Bible messages that are intended to be given out to candy-seeking children:

[Image: 59df1b881500002000da1109.jpeg?ops=scalef..._noupscale]

The fake million-dollar bills come with either a picture of a dinosaur or Noah’s Ark on the front, with ominous warnings of damnation on the reverse side.

“Try ‘reverse-trick-or-treating’ when you bring a basket of goodies to bless your neighbors,” he wrote on the Answers in Genesis website. “Include a gospel booklet with your home-baked or store-bought treats. This is a great way to encourage your kids to give and bless others as well as share the gospel as a family.”

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ken...D=ref_fark

Oh, dear.

Somebody should egg his motherfuckin house and light a bag of dog poop on fire on his door step.
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RE: Ken Ham wants to ruin Halloween
You know, if Ham was genuine in his goals, he would be giving these "kits" away free to anyone who wants them, or at least providing them at cost.

But, no. He worships the almighty dollar.
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