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No joke -- I have decided to convert to Christianity!

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No joke -- I have decided to convert to Christianity!
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No joke -- I have decided to convert to Christianity!
April 9, 2017 at 7:05 pm
No, not at all.  I just wanted to see how many of you would click on this post!

Ha, ha, ha...  See, this is what happens when the Admins nixed the click-bait rule!!!

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RE: No joke -- I have decided to convert to Christianity!
April 9, 2017 at 7:07 pm
I feel like putting it in the Humor section made it less believable.
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RE: No joke -- I have decided to convert to Christianity!
April 9, 2017 at 7:09 pm
(April 9, 2017 at 7:07 pm)Aegon Wrote: I feel like putting it in the Humor section made it less believable.

I still felt the need to be faithful to the rest of the Board's rules!
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RE: No joke -- I have decided to convert to Christianity!
April 9, 2017 at 7:49 pm
silly goose
“Love is the only bow on Life’s dark cloud. It is the morning and the evening star. It shines upon the babe, and sheds its radiance on the quiet tomb. It is the mother of art, inspirer of poet, patriot and philosopher.

It is the air and light of every heart – builder of every home, kindler of every fire on every hearth. It was the first to dream of immortality. It fills the world with melody – for music is the voice of love.

Love is the magician, the enchanter, that changes worthless things to Joy, and makes royal kings and queens of common clay. It is the perfume of that wondrous flower, the heart, and without that sacred passion, that divine swoon, we are less than beasts; but with it, earth is heaven, and we are gods.” - Robert. G. Ingersoll


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RE: No joke -- I have decided to convert to Christianity!
April 9, 2017 at 7:51 pm
Well shit. Now I have nothing but crushed dreams.
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RE: No joke -- I have decided to convert to Christianity!
April 9, 2017 at 7:56 pm
I might go out over Easter and convert a few Christians...

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RE: No joke -- I have decided to convert to Christianity!
April 9, 2017 at 8:14 pm
"Christianity" is no longer an impediment to doing ANYTHING you want.


Absolutely anything possible can now be accomplished inside the umbrella of Christian belief, and no matter how disturbing or vile it is, just mutter a "Praise Jesus" and you're still part of the club.


Cooking and eating a live baby, SEQUENTIALLY as it is vaginally delivered is OKEY DOKEY as long as you maintain your belief in the death and resurrection of Jesus !!!


Praise Jesus !!!!
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RE: No joke -- I have decided to convert to Christianity!
April 10, 2017 at 7:24 am
(April 9, 2017 at 7:07 pm)Aegon Wrote: I feel like putting it in the Humor section made it less believable.

But if it were true, it would've been hilarious! In a sad sort of way...
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RE: No joke -- I have decided to convert to Christianity!
April 23, 2021 at 9:15 pm
(April 9, 2017 at 7:05 pm)Jehanne Wrote: No, not at all.  I just wanted to see how many of you would click on this post!

Ha, ha, ha...  See, this is what happens when the Admins nixed the click-bait rule!!!

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Lol good one  Hehe
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RE: No joke -- I have decided to convert to Christianity!
April 23, 2021 at 9:53 pm
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