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Bunny Jesus says
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I believe i had my best Easter this year. The weather was summer-like so i took advantage and spent most of my time outdoors.
To me, Easter is a day off to enjoy or relax. It has nothing to do with religion or Jesus but bunny rabbits and chocolates do make it more interesting. 
 (April 16, 2017 at 11:00 pm)Luckie Wrote: I even got a picture of a church from my friend in India, as she was walking by it.. A hovering green flying carpet? It's festival day and no one is there? The church name is Holy Redeemer Church of Marijuana? The one jesus appears to have a chest wound? I give.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
Good guesses.. sorta.
The Devils in the details I guess.  ![[Image: 17991291_1469127543131851_55783933852735...e=597E7356]](https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/17991291_1469127543131851_5578393385273594083_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=eb9142b14d0221c7a1de012c703c9e9c&oe=597E7356) I dunno. It creeped me out! AAnyways I'm glad y'all had a good holiday, belief in bunny Jesus or not. I'll meditate, mediate, and offer carrots to him for all you sceptics willing to eat his chocolate but refuse to acknowledge his existence.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong. ![[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]](https://66.media.tumblr.com/5fb74c6d16622fb3dbb358509c9aec03/tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif)
So whit is it?
They left the masturbation hand open for business?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
..you're telling me that that doesn't look creepy as hell? Like a true human,is,under there? And based on the scale at giant human at that?!
..pbbft just um.. please get back to rubbing my rabbits feet, thanks! ?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
 (April 16, 2017 at 5:47 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(April 16, 2017 at 12:49 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Yup. Some things you just can't unsee. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Well I'm just so happy that I could provide this bonding moment with the power of bunny Jesus!
My important bunny mission never ends! Anyone hear the story about the tax collector bunny that the angry asshole bunny god scared so badly that it lost its eyesight in the middle of the road?!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
(April 16, 2017 at 11:59 am)chimp3 Wrote: Is there enough room in the world for two Bunny deities? Bunny Jesus and Hare Krishna? Lol I just got that one.. Talk about delayed reaction! 
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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