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Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short

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Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short
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Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short
April 23, 2017 at 9:07 pm
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RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short
April 23, 2017 at 9:27 pm
Thor: more powerful than Jesus.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short
April 23, 2017 at 9:28 pm
What makes you think Thor didn't?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short
April 23, 2017 at 9:28 pm
Sure as shit better with a hammer.  Some "carpenter" that fucker must have been.
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RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short
April 24, 2017 at 12:23 am
(April 23, 2017 at 9:28 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: What makes you think Thor didn't?

Non-existence?
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RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short
April 24, 2017 at 12:25 am
Obviously this means the US needs hammer control!
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RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short
April 24, 2017 at 12:26 am
Doesn't it just piss you off when people thank Jesus for saving their loved one(s)? I mean, wtf, it sort of implies he actively let's other people like this poor kid, die. I mean, if he can save the life of one sick or endangered child, why not all of them?
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RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short
April 24, 2017 at 12:36 am
Not all of them are members of The One True Faith.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short
April 24, 2017 at 3:53 am
Isn't invoking your faith in Christ after a student is killed by a hammer throw tantamount to pumping your fist in the air and shouting, 'GOOD SHOT, JESUS!!' ?

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RE: Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short
April 24, 2017 at 6:28 am
(April 24, 2017 at 12:23 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(April 23, 2017 at 9:28 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: What makes you think Thor didn't?

Non-existence?

Why you running down my alternate fantasy?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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