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This Leaves Adam And Eve on The Outside Looking In
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This Leaves Adam And Eve on The Outside Looking In
April 27, 2017 at 4:43 pm
Not to mention legions of whining creatards.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/27/scien...c=rss&_r=0

Quote:Sifting through teaspoons of clay and sand scraped from the floors of caves, German researchers have managed to isolate ancient human DNA — without turning up a single bone.
Their new technique, described in a study published on Thursday in the journal Science, promises to open new avenues of research into human prehistory and was met with excitement by geneticists and archaeologists.
“It’s a bit like discovering that you can extract gold dust from the air,” said Adam Siepel, a population geneticist at Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory.


Quote:The new study involved searching for ancient DNA in four caves in Eurasia where humans were known to have lived between 14,000 and 550,000 years ago.


550,000 years ago.  Poor jesus.  Fucked again.
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RE: This Leaves Adam And Eve on The Outside Looking In
April 27, 2017 at 4:55 pm
You know the un-evolved monkeys called "creationists" will just scream and fling shit at everyone now?
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RE: This Leaves Adam And Eve on The Outside Looking In
April 27, 2017 at 4:57 pm
Of course.  It's what they do.
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April 27, 2017 at 5:22 pm
god put it there as a test. 

We don't accept your collection techniques.

We don't accept your science methods.

If this were true science would find old DNA all over the place but they don't, therefore not true.

Who said A&E were not 550K years old. You're working with a bad interpretation. 

Heard enough?
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April 27, 2017 at 5:39 pm
You're getting good at this. 

Always the same shit with those clowns.
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RE: This Leaves Adam And Eve on The Outside Looking In
April 27, 2017 at 6:15 pm
Quote:Leaves Adam And Eve

Bwahahahaha!!! Nice one Min.
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RE: This Leaves Adam And Eve on The Outside Looking In
April 27, 2017 at 6:25 pm
(April 27, 2017 at 6:15 pm)Tazzycorn Wrote:
Quote:Leaves Adam And Eve

Bwahahahaha!!! Nice one Min.

Damn it!
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April 29, 2017 at 4:32 am
I doubt creationists would have their faith be shattered by such news. Young-earth creationists would just, as usual, question the timeline stated. Nothing new.
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RE: This Leaves Adam And Eve on The Outside Looking In
April 29, 2017 at 4:40 am
Cool!
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April 29, 2017 at 12:08 pm
(April 29, 2017 at 4:32 am)Grandizer Wrote: I doubt creationists would have their faith be shattered by such news. Young-earth creationists would just, as usual, question the timeline stated. Nothing new.

Correct.  The truly stupid will pull the customary ostrich act.  That's why they have to be dismissed from the discussion.  Who cares what assholes think?
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