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RE: question for my son
May 5, 2017 at 1:13 pm
(May 5, 2017 at 1:11 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Oh...his hair is short. Not much I can do with it, really

I always wore wigs.
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RE: question for my son
May 5, 2017 at 1:19 pm
Unfortunately we don't have the money for such an expense. I learned how to make them in school, but I wasn't very good at it the one and only time we tried it.
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May 5, 2017 at 1:19 pm
Put glitter in his hair! (I'm just trying to put someone else through the same torture my sisters put me through)

Have fun at prom, Nympha's kid.
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RE: question for my son
May 5, 2017 at 1:21 pm
Glitter may work. I have glitter spray just for the hair
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RE: question for my son
May 5, 2017 at 1:29 pm
(May 5, 2017 at 1:19 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Unfortunately we don't have the money for such an expense. I learned how to make them in school, but I wasn't very good at it the one and only time we tried it.

Yeah, I remember wigs being pretty expensive back in the early 2000s, and I can imagine they have not gotten cheaper.
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RE: question for my son
May 5, 2017 at 2:10 pm
(May 5, 2017 at 1:05 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Omg this is great Smile It's why I love it here. So much awesome advice. His prom is in a few hours so I'm getting him ready now. We've been running all morning. I couldn't find what I needed so I'm going to try and borrow one of my daughters bras and figure out how to pad it some. He's planning on wearing a nice jacket over the upper part of the dress, so I don't have to worry about bra straps showing. I will try to post pics if I can. While he's at prom, I have pool league tonight. I may just send my hubby to league while I stay home.

I didn't realize how early prom was!  I thought it was usually in early June.

I hope he has a wonderful time!
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May 5, 2017 at 2:35 pm
(May 5, 2017 at 12:42 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(May 5, 2017 at 11:02 am)vorlon13 Wrote: As I recall, Divine (Glen Milstead) preferred lentils as bra ballast.

Cooked?

350 pound transvestites can have 'em any way they want.

(IIRC, they were raw)
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RE: question for my son
May 5, 2017 at 2:44 pm
(May 5, 2017 at 2:35 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(May 5, 2017 at 12:42 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Cooked?

350 pound transvestites can have 'em any way they want.

(IIRC, they were raw)

Probably to go with the steak she snatched in Pink Flamingo's.
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RE: question for my son
May 5, 2017 at 3:01 pm
I have a nice DVD of Pink Flamingos. Great film, anamorphic asshole, cannibalism, basement dungeon for rape/impregnation, haunted furniture, and a charming deleted scene with Patty Hitler.
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RE: question for my son
May 5, 2017 at 10:49 pm
As promised here are the pics Smile
I did this from my phone so I apologize if they are really big.

My son, me and his boyfriend:
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