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Wait A Moment Boys
#1
Wait A Moment Boys
Let's think this through.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/12/scien...ss&emc=rss



Quote:NASA Denies Trump’s Request to Send Astronauts Past the Moon on New Rocket

Why not meet him halfway?  Strap his sorry, orange, ass to the thing and shoot him into space.  A win-win.
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#2
RE: Wait A Moment Boys
(May 12, 2017 at 9:17 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Let's think this through.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/12/scien...ss&emc=rss



Quote:NASA Denies Trump’s Request to Send Astronauts Past the Moon on New Rocket

Why not meet him halfway?  Strap his sorry, orange, ass to the thing and shoot him into space.  A win-win.

Yup preferable towards the sun just to make sure
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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#3
RE: Wait A Moment Boys
(May 12, 2017 at 9:17 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Let's think this through.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/12/scien...ss&emc=rss



Quote:NASA Denies Trump’s Request to Send Astronauts Past the Moon on New Rocket

Why not meet him halfway?  Strap his sorry, orange, ass to the thing and shoot him into space.  A win-win.

A dynamite enema would be better. Though I wouldn't want to be anywhere near ground zero when the shit starts to hit the ground.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#4
RE: Wait A Moment Boys
waste of a good (I hope) rocket

BTW, the delta v to get to the sun is rather large. Even the planet Mercury is harder to rocket to than Pluto.

Really. And the sun is far harder still.
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#5
RE: Wait A Moment Boys
(May 12, 2017 at 9:59 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(May 12, 2017 at 9:17 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Let's think this through.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/12/scien...ss&emc=rss




Why not meet him halfway?  Strap his sorry, orange, ass to the thing and shoot him into space.  A win-win.

A dynamite enema would be better. Though I wouldn't want to be anywhere near ground zero when the shit starts to hit the ground.
There once was a lass from Dallas
Who used dynamite sticks for a phallus
They found her vagina in North Carolina
And bits of her tits around Paris.
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#6
RE: Wait A Moment Boys
(May 12, 2017 at 11:03 pm)Nanny Wrote:
(May 12, 2017 at 9:59 pm)Fireball Wrote: A dynamite enema would be better. Though I wouldn't want to be anywhere near ground zero when the shit starts to hit the ground.
There once was a lass from Dallas
Who used dynamite sticks for a phallus
They found her vagina in North Carolina
And bits of her tits around Paris.

A jaded old lady from Knox
Set dynamite off in her box
When asked the sensation
She screamed with elation
"It's better than elephant cocks!"
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#7
RE: Wait A Moment Boys
(May 12, 2017 at 11:01 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: waste of a good (I hope) rocket

BTW, the delta v to get to the sun is rather large.  Even the planet Mercury is harder to rocket to than Pluto.

Really.  And the sun is far harder still.

Nope no rocket that as you say would be wasteful just have NASA cobble something up and tell him it's the new rocket . If he dies oh well "hazards of space travel " if he lives he gets The" scenic "route to the sun mixed of course with communication" issues"

Our only real though need be what will have for the party Mexican or Lebanese or both or well pot luck it (i'll bring the Canadian stuff)
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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#8
RE: Wait A Moment Boys
The limerick form is complex,
Its contents run chiefly to sex,
It burgeons with virgins,
And masculine urgeons,
And swarms with erotic effex.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#9
RE: Wait A Moment Boys
(May 12, 2017 at 9:17 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Let's think this through.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/12/scien...ss&emc=rss



Quote:NASA Denies Trump’s Request to Send Astronauts Past the Moon on New Rocket

Why not meet him halfway?  Strap his sorry, orange, ass to the thing and shoot him into space.  A win-win.

And pollute space? Seriously? All that hot air is seriously going to fuck up Venus.
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#10
RE: Wait A Moment Boys
I'm glad they've taken the sensible option - the risk of a fiery death for the astronauts simply to satisfy Trump's thirst for cap feathers is not an acceptable trade.
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