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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 8:33 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 8:46 pm
(May 17, 2017 at 11:16 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(May 17, 2017 at 10:42 am)Whateverist Wrote: Yeah, that would just be a shitty thing to do.


Tell us a South America story, something from Brazil maybe.  What was that like?  At what age did you wind up in Trumpland?

We moved here when I was 7. 

We lived in Rio de Janeiro, in an apartment building only a couple blocks from the beach. During the summers, my mom walked us to the beach every single morning with our neighbor who had a daughter my age. The problem is when we moved from there to the US, we moved to the nasty, cold, depressing little city of Toledo, Ohio. Cold with no beaches and no mountains. It was extremely different. I was only 7, so it didn't effect me much but my sister was 13 and it was very hard for her. She suffered depression for years after moving there and was on medication for it. 

It was very hard for my mom as well. I have no regrets about moving to the US, I just wish it had been a nicer place... preferably Florida. The transition would have been much easier.

I think you and your sister would also like it where i live. Plenty of Brazilians and other South Americans (Peruvians, Colombians, Ecuadorians) around here so you would fine some comfort in that. Some sense of familiarity in such an environment. And no no, i'm not saying that so you could move here. You think poop is funny. I have a feeling you would try to poop on me and then laugh about it. Totally not cool.  Tongue
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 8:54 pm
I have been to south Florida and it is my favorite place. I am very jealous of you.
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 9:41 pm
Okay so I have a poop story from today and I figure, why not share it with the rest of the pooper scoopers on AF?











It's fairly hilarious. 














(Wasn't at the time)











DO NOT OPEN IF U CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!





There. Am I part of the poop club now?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 9:51 pm
Bahahaha!!
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 10:06 pm
Oh no... vorlie's started a craze Panic Wink
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 10:24 pm
it's disturbing enough so many of you check out your soiled TP before flushing it . . .
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 10:34 pm (This post was last modified: May 17, 2017 at 10:35 pm by Mystical.)
(May 17, 2017 at 10:24 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: it's disturbing enough so many of you check out your soiled TP before flushing it . . .

Right? I don't do that shit. Should I vote? 

I wipe once, maybe twice. Then baby wipe it and call it a day. 

Granted like if I am having a medical issue like collitis or something I HAVE to look and check, but that's for a good reason! 

Y'all need some booty wipes
Baha I'm the only one???
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 10:38 pm
(May 17, 2017 at 10:24 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: it's disturbing enough so many of you check out your soiled TP before flushing it . . .

Oh I didn't catch that... so you don't?
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 10:38 pm
Since starting Fibercon, I have so much less reason to even wonder what's going on with my poo. The innards and victuals are working soooooo much better these days.

And with the precancerous nasty bits safely excised during the colonoscopy, don't even have that for motivation any more either.
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