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looking at toilet paper after wiping
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 10:39 pm (This post was last modified: May 17, 2017 at 10:43 pm by Whateverist.)
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 18, 2017 at 4:54 am
(May 17, 2017 at 8:54 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I have been to south Florida and it is my favorite place. I am very jealous of you.

I've never said i lived in South Florida. But i agree, it is indeed a beautiful place. I did use to live in Florida but Gulf Coast. Best years of my life.  Cool
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 18, 2017 at 5:06 am
(May 17, 2017 at 8:24 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Chimp, was that the morning paper or the TP?

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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 18, 2017 at 6:58 am
This thread, by far, is the shittiest thread I've ever seen.

I like it.

It's great.

No, really.

All this shit talkin and crap.


Best. Thread. Ever.
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 18, 2017 at 7:26 am
I remember a very old site where people rated each others shit; is that still up?
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 18, 2017 at 10:03 am
(May 18, 2017 at 4:54 am)energizer bunny Wrote:
(May 17, 2017 at 8:54 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I have been to south Florida and it is my favorite place. I am very jealous of you.

I've never said i lived in South Florida. But i agree, it is indeed a beautiful place. I did use to live in Florida but Gulf Coast. Best years of my life.  Cool

My bad, I thought you lived in Miami.
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 21, 2017 at 9:37 am
Most look at the paper after, got it.

New question and maybe only relevant to old farts.

You think you have to poop, sit for a while and nothing happens, at most a fart. Do you still wipe and still look?
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 21, 2017 at 11:47 am
Yes, because it could've been a shart.

So I've heard. Smile

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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 21, 2017 at 12:54 pm (This post was last modified: May 21, 2017 at 4:00 pm by brewer.)
I don't look forward to the day when I can't trust my sphincter. I'm told it's coming.
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looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 21, 2017 at 1:46 pm
I use brown toilet paper so it's always a mystery.
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