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Good. I Love The Irony
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RE: Good. I Love The Irony
May 21, 2017 at 10:40 pm (This post was last modified: May 21, 2017 at 10:42 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(May 21, 2017 at 6:12 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I still think that these hunters who claim they do it for the challenge should go in to the hunt with only their natural weapons against the animal's natural weapons.

Challenge is when the lion could fire back with artillery.
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RE: Good. I Love The Irony
May 21, 2017 at 10:44 pm
(May 21, 2017 at 10:40 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(May 21, 2017 at 6:12 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I still think that these hunters who claim they do it for the challenge should go in to the hunt with only their natural weapons against the animal's natural weapons.

Challenge is when the lion could fire back with artillery.

We should have arenas where these "heroic" and "manly" hunters can face off one-to-one with animals in a fair test of their abilities.

Get's rid of these bastards and keeps the animals fed.

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RE: Good. I Love The Irony
May 21, 2017 at 10:50 pm (This post was last modified: May 21, 2017 at 10:51 pm by Chad32.)
(May 21, 2017 at 6:12 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I still think that these hunters who claim they do it for the challenge should go in to the hunt with only their natural weapons against the animal's natural weapons.

Or at least things that they can personally make from scratch. Not everyone can be Steve Irwin, though, and wrestle a croc out of the water with their bare hands.
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RE: Good. I Love The Irony
May 21, 2017 at 11:48 pm
(May 21, 2017 at 10:19 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 21, 2017 at 10:09 pm)Fireball Wrote: Fire-sharpened spear for the win! Shit, you want marksmanship, I can kill the bullseye on a paper target at quite a range of distances (I shoot expert with a rifle, about 3 points short of distinguished expert, because I use hollowpoints, which sometimes "fly" to other points on the target. I'm going to have to quit being cheap with my ammo. Undecided I don't need to get a lion or rhino head for my "trophy wall".  That's disgusting, to me.

I've never fired a gun in my life.

Closest I've ever got to firearms was at a military display when I was a kid.

I picked up an old SLR (Self loading rifle) and was surprised just how heavy it was.  Then I picked up an M16, bracing myself for the weight, thinking it weighed the same as the previous rifle.  Over compensated and fell on my arse.

Most peops hold them horizontally and let them sweep across the field of fire. You're not a GI, are you? No offense meant.
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RE: Good. I Love The Irony
May 22, 2017 at 1:07 am
(May 21, 2017 at 10:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 21, 2017 at 10:40 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Challenge is when the lion could fire back with artillery.

We should have arenas where these "heroic" and "manly" hunters can face off one-to-one with animals in a fair test of their abilities.

Get's rid of these bastards and keeps the animals fed.

Why don't the scumbags go hunt each other?  That would be a win-win.
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RE: Good. I Love The Irony
May 22, 2017 at 8:02 am
(May 22, 2017 at 1:07 am)Minimalist Wrote:
(May 21, 2017 at 10:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: We should have arenas where these "heroic" and "manly" hunters can face off one-to-one with animals in a fair test of their abilities.

Get's rid of these bastards and keeps the animals fed.

Why don't the scumbags go hunt each other?  That would be a win-win.

That might leave one of them standing.
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RE: Good. I Love The Irony
May 22, 2017 at 9:51 am
(May 22, 2017 at 1:07 am)Minimalist Wrote:
(May 21, 2017 at 10:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: We should have arenas where these "heroic" and "manly" hunters can face off one-to-one with animals in a fair test of their abilities.

Get's rid of these bastards and keeps the animals fed.

Why don't the scumbags go hunt each other?  That would be a win-win.

My thought exactly: a real-life Battle Royale.
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RE: Good. I Love The Irony
May 22, 2017 at 11:15 am
(May 22, 2017 at 8:02 am)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(May 22, 2017 at 1:07 am)Minimalist Wrote: Why don't the scumbags go hunt each other?  That would be a win-win.

That might leave one of them standing.

But if wounded they'll have no medical care thanks to the republicunts.
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RE: Good. I Love The Irony
May 22, 2017 at 1:11 pm
(May 22, 2017 at 1:07 am)Minimalist Wrote:
(May 21, 2017 at 10:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: We should have arenas where these "heroic" and "manly" hunters can face off one-to-one with animals in a fair test of their abilities.

Get's rid of these bastards and keeps the animals fed.

Why don't the scumbags go hunt each other?  That would be a win-win.

They tried this. Cheney was to fast for um.
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RE: Good. I Love The Irony
May 23, 2017 at 3:46 am
Great! In the sport of hunting I always root for the animals. Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap
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