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I've got WHAT ? Jesus fucking christ !!

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I've got WHAT ? Jesus fucking christ !!
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RE: I've got WHAT ? Jesus fucking christ !!
May 28, 2017 at 11:44 pm
(May 28, 2017 at 11:10 pm)ignoramus Wrote: What does God level up to?

Being real?

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RE: I've got WHAT ? Jesus fucking christ !!
May 28, 2017 at 11:46 pm
(May 28, 2017 at 11:40 pm)ignoramus Wrote: But we've all got an imagination, which is a real thing, therefore God must be as real as our imagination!

Gotcha, scumbag atheist unicorn poo heads!



nurse!  NURSE!!!

No nurses for you.

You get orderlies!

Back in the padded cell!

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RE: I've got WHAT ? Jesus fucking christ !!
May 28, 2017 at 11:50 pm
Alex once said that it is theoretically possible for matter to "borrow" energy from the future to create itself.
God must've done the same! And then waited 13.8 billion years to visit some Arab goat herders to tell them about it!

Way to go God!
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May 29, 2017 at 4:44 am
Never had tennis elbow, but last year I had "house maids knee" (painful fluid filled swelling on my knee) you can imagine the comments I received about that! Smile
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June 4, 2017 at 11:58 am
doing better

been wearing the brace and much more careful about what I've been doing, I can see the end of this, maybe another week and it will be all tickety-boo
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