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The Seven Types of Christians

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The Seven Types of Christians
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The Seven Types of Christians
June 9, 2017 at 1:02 pm
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: The Seven Types of Christians
June 9, 2017 at 2:15 pm
shouldn't there be a True Christian™ choice?

Something acknowledging Jesus' faith of apocalyptic Judaism ?? Practicing a religion about Jesus is clearly the last thing He had in mind, he wanted followers who practiced the religion he was sent to perfect.
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RE: The Seven Types of Christians
June 9, 2017 at 5:24 pm
When I was a christian, I believe I was most like the Philadelphia.
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RE: The Seven Types of Christians
June 9, 2017 at 6:29 pm
Where's the one about fucking the children and stealing lots of money from fools?
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RE: The Seven Types of Christians
June 9, 2017 at 8:15 pm
1 - 7 ??
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RE: The Seven Types of Christians
June 9, 2017 at 8:16 pm
Does seem that way, huh?
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RE: The Seven Types of Christians
June 9, 2017 at 8:36 pm
indeed
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RE: The Seven Types of Christians
June 9, 2017 at 9:27 pm
Sardis = Stupidity and relative delusion in shit ?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The Seven Types of Christians
June 9, 2017 at 10:03 pm
Couldn't get past the first, stomach-churning one. EX-RCC. Not a True Xtian™ Tongue
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RE: The Seven Types of Christians
June 9, 2017 at 10:11 pm
Me, Dopey.
Min, Grumpy.
Alex, Doc but soon to be Sleepy.
Valk, Doc.
Hammy is probably Happy.
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