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This is incredibly disturbing
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RE: This is incredibly disturbing
June 11, 2017 at 9:00 pm
Someone, somewhere, is missing a tribble.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: This is incredibly disturbing
June 11, 2017 at 9:35 pm (This post was last modified: June 11, 2017 at 9:36 pm by Jackalope.)
(June 11, 2017 at 9:00 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Someone, somewhere, is missing a tribble.

I'm pretty sure it's more than one, and I'm pretty sure they're not playing.Canasta on his head.
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#13
RE: This is incredibly disturbing
June 11, 2017 at 9:39 pm
That's the trouble with tribbles.

*drops mic, walks out.
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RE: This is incredibly disturbing
June 11, 2017 at 9:53 pm
(June 11, 2017 at 9:39 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: That's the trouble with tribbles.

*drops mic, walks out.

The trials and tribbilations?

Boom!

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#15
RE: This is incredibly disturbing
June 12, 2017 at 12:32 am
You forgot to drop your mic Tongue
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RE: This is incredibly disturbing
June 12, 2017 at 12:43 am
(June 12, 2017 at 12:32 am)Nymphadora Wrote: You forgot to drop your mic Tongue

It's a lapel mic.

Dropping it would be as satisfying as a bread sandwich.

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#17
RE: This is incredibly disturbing
June 12, 2017 at 12:54 am
(June 12, 2017 at 12:43 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 12, 2017 at 12:32 am)Nymphadora Wrote: You forgot to drop your mic Tongue

It's a lapel mic.

Dropping it would be as satisfying as a bread sandwich.

Depends on what's in the sammich though.
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#18
RE: This is incredibly disturbing
June 12, 2017 at 1:45 am
(June 12, 2017 at 12:54 am)Nymphadora Wrote:
(June 12, 2017 at 12:43 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: It's a lapel mic.

Dropping it would be as satisfying as a bread sandwich.

Depends on what's in the sammich though.

Bread. Just bread. It's a goddamn bread sammich, god dammit.
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#19
RE: This is incredibly disturbing
June 12, 2017 at 7:52 am
(June 12, 2017 at 1:45 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(June 12, 2017 at 12:54 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Depends on what's in the sammich though.

Bread.  Just bread.  It's a goddamn bread sammich, god dammit.

Well that's just not satisfying at all then. 

Stoopid fucking bread sammich.  Angry
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