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RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, "
June 14, 2017 at 10:50 pm
I'd need a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong talk with Goddy before I committed to something on that level. Guy's 14 billion years old and then some, I'm sure he could spend a mere couple centuries explaining himself to me.
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RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, "
June 14, 2017 at 10:51 pm
Also, send nudes.
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RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, "
June 14, 2017 at 11:02 pm
Doesn't fucking matter what the afterlife would be like. Who the fuck wants to live forever? When the curse is eternity (yes, I said curse), the initial conditions don't fucking matter.
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RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, "
June 14, 2017 at 11:08 pm
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RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, "
June 14, 2017 at 11:27 pm
what would orgasms be like in heaven ?
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RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, "
June 14, 2017 at 11:28 pm
penile, vaginal, anal, whatever floats your boat . . .
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RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, "
June 14, 2017 at 11:28 pm
(June 14, 2017 at 11:27 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: what would orgasms be like in heaven ?
They only exist with the partner to whom you were married in real life.
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RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, "
June 15, 2017 at 12:08 am
(June 14, 2017 at 11:27 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: what would orgasms be like in heaven ?
orgasms will last for 24hrs
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RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, "
June 15, 2017 at 12:21 am
(June 15, 2017 at 12:08 am)pool the matey Wrote: (June 14, 2017 at 11:27 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: what would orgasms be like in heaven ?
orgasms will last for 24hrs
Do you have any idea how exhausting that would be?!?
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RE: You die one day and you reach the heavenly gates, God says to you, "
June 15, 2017 at 12:25 am
Screw the booze. I'm sticking with Satan in hell. We be smoking some weed burning some incense. Sure it will be hot, but God's a Bitch and a Liar. I trust Satan, plus he's a dope ass musician.
I was a born-again christian for many years then I got woke.. and now life is better in so many ways. It's taking me time to see my value and find my voice, but the reward is liberating knowing my path is not dictated or controlled by fear of death and the unknown. Casting off the shackles of religion is pretty fucking awesome. The beautiful people I've met on this forum have more heart and compassion than any group of people I've been apart of. So back off Jesus and followers, because this bitch is done with Chu.
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