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Why You Should Not Chew Your Food

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Why You Should Not Chew Your Food
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RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food
June 29, 2017 at 12:11 pm
(June 29, 2017 at 11:22 am)Brian37 Wrote: You know I love you lady, but this makes no sense at all.

Your satire/sarcasm detector seems broken.
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RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food
June 29, 2017 at 7:53 pm (This post was last modified: June 29, 2017 at 7:55 pm by bennyboy.)
(June 29, 2017 at 11:46 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Why chew your food indeed, when Austin wants to do it for you . . .

[Image: photo_fadi_cherry04.jpg]

I'd punch Austin's fucking chiseled face if he stole so much as a single french fry off my plate. But I'm no homophone, mind you. If his super-hot sister did it, I'd. . . nah, nevermind, I forgot what I was gonna say. Tongue
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RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food
June 29, 2017 at 8:53 pm
(June 29, 2017 at 7:53 pm)bennyboy Wrote:
(June 29, 2017 at 11:46 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Why chew your food indeed, when Austin wants to do it for you . . .

[Image: photo_fadi_cherry04.jpg]

I'd punch Austin's fucking chiseled face if he stole so much as a single french fry off my plate.  But I'm no homophone, mind you.  If his super-hot sister did it, I'd. . . nah, nevermind, I forgot what I was gonna say. Tongue


No no no, my friend.

Austin isn't stealing your food, he is just saving you the effort of chewing it.  


Catch my drift ??
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RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food
June 30, 2017 at 8:46 am
Vorls. Get snowballing off your mind please!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Why You Should Not Chew Your Food
June 30, 2017 at 8:54 am (This post was last modified: June 30, 2017 at 8:55 am by Edwardo Piet.)
I don't believe in the greatest good for the greatest number... I believe in the great good for each number.

To me every person are their own little world... and those worlds interact but they're still separate worlds. Isles of consciousness. Uncombinable.

Every world is special.



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