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Stay Out Of The Water Chris-Someone May Throw A Harpoon At You
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Stay Out Of The Water Chris-Someone May Throw A Harpoon At You
July 1, 2017 at 7:45 pm
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RE: Stay Out Of The Water Chris-Someone May Throw A Harpoon At You
July 1, 2017 at 11:13 pm
Someone actually reproduced with that fat fuck?
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RE: Stay Out Of The Water Chris-Someone May Throw A Harpoon At You
July 2, 2017 at 1:36 am
Maybe they are adopted?
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RE: Stay Out Of The Water Chris-Someone May Throw A Harpoon At You
July 2, 2017 at 1:33 pm
Maybe the attraction was merely gravitational?

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RE: Stay Out Of The Water Chris-Someone May Throw A Harpoon At You
July 2, 2017 at 2:09 pm
(July 2, 2017 at 1:33 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Maybe the attraction was merely gravitational?

Two blimps passing in the night?
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RE: Stay Out Of The Water Chris-Someone May Throw A Harpoon At You
July 2, 2017 at 2:49 pm
Hey People! No fat shaming!!!!!

Oh wait! It's Chris Christie. Carry on.
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RE: Stay Out Of The Water Chris-Someone May Throw A Harpoon At You
July 2, 2017 at 3:03 pm
Well Republicans definitely need some exercise. The Trumpeter can only bloviate with his thumbs on TWITer, and that ain't cardio.
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RE: Stay Out Of The Water Chris-Someone May Throw A Harpoon At You
July 2, 2017 at 8:22 pm
I remember when that craven asshat railed against Obama then went hat-in-hand to him, asking for FEMA hand outs.

For a brief moment, I thought he had integrity enough to change his mind... until he jumped on (and was eventually booted off) the Trump train. "Craven" is definitely a word for the Christies.
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RE: Stay Out Of The Water Chris-Someone May Throw A Harpoon At You
July 2, 2017 at 9:30 pm
(July 2, 2017 at 8:22 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: I remember when that craven asshat railed against Obama then went hat-in-hand to him, asking for FEMA hand outs.

For a brief moment, I thought he had integrity enough to change his mind... until he jumped on (and was eventually booted off) the Trump train. "Craven" is definitely a word for the Christies.

Trump's treatment of the pathetic toadies he ran against (Christie and Cruz to name two) is really about the only thing I kind of like about him. Those unprincipled, gutless wonders got exactly what they deserved. I can't even look at Cruz now without thinking of his mewling calls on behalf of Trump after his wife and father were insulted during the campaign. What a bitch!
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RE: Stay Out Of The Water Chris-Someone May Throw A Harpoon At You
July 2, 2017 at 9:41 pm
(July 2, 2017 at 2:49 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Hey People! No fat shaming!!!!!

Oh wait! It's Chris Christie. Carry on.

well, maybe a marine biologist seeing Christie beached might think he needs towed back out into the water
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