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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 25, 2017 at 3:04 pm
(August 24, 2017 at 2:30 pm)Khemikal Wrote: (August 24, 2017 at 12:34 am)Minimalist Wrote: Can you imagine what that fucking ark would have smelled like after a day or two?
Alot like Ken Ham's "ark" smells packed with chubby middle american fundies.....which, for reference, is grundle.......if I had to guess.
If you want a truly Ken Hammy answer....maybe they all wore urinal cakes around their necks. Magic book doesn't say they didn't. You can't prove they didn't!
Oh, come on, how could you forget to use his actual chestnut, "Were you there?"
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 25, 2017 at 3:49 pm
Mea culpa, won't happen again, no need for the happy fun times chamber, I swear.
Speaking of, magic book doesn't say there -wasn't- a bdsm dungeon on the ark. You can't prove there wasn't. Were you there?
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 25, 2017 at 4:14 pm
Even if he was there that would just get back to the validity of eye witness testimony argument and with a fuck head like Ham the answer there is an obvious "no."
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 25, 2017 at 5:38 pm
(July 5, 2017 at 2:23 pm)Tizheruk Wrote: Hmm ham maybe nobody wants to go to your museum because most people aren't YEC.
I NEVER MADE NO GODDAMN STUPID CREATIONISM MUSEUM!
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 25, 2017 at 5:52 pm
(August 25, 2017 at 5:38 pm)Hammy Wrote: (July 5, 2017 at 2:23 pm)Tizheruk Wrote: Hmm ham maybe nobody wants to go to your museum because most people aren't YEC.
I NEVER MADE NO GODDAMN STUPID CREATIONISM MUSEUM!
I mean the other ham
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 25, 2017 at 5:59 pm
No you don't! 
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 25, 2017 at 6:48 pm
(August 25, 2017 at 10:51 am)vorlon13 Wrote: (August 24, 2017 at 3:54 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: There ought to be 5416 varieties of Santorums just from land mammals alone on the ark.
ERK ! AND ERF !!!
WTF do you think Santorum is?
By definition, it is the extant fecal materials encountered and their emulsification and combination with introduced hydrocarbon and/or silicone and/or water based agents introduced for their lubricity characteristics and human male reproductive secretions.
I'd hope to Goshen the varieties of Santorum on the ark are discretely limited to far fewer than 5416 in number.
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 25, 2017 at 7:10 pm
See how much smarter you get when you read my postings ?
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 25, 2017 at 8:00 pm
(August 25, 2017 at 3:04 pm)Astonished Wrote: Oh, come on, how could you forget to use his actual chestnut, "Were you there?"
Easy answer to that one: "Yes". He's then forced into either taking you at your word, or demanding evidence. At which point he spontaneously combusts out of sheer hypocrisy.
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RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
August 25, 2017 at 8:10 pm
Here's how he'd try to weasel out of that; because of his claim that there's such a thing as historical science, which can't be relied on because 'were you there', he'll say that we can use observational science (the only kind there is) to determine that humans don't live long enough to have been there, or some such bullshit. But then of course he's got the cumbersome difficulty of explaining away mythical figures like Methuselah and Noah who lived to be over 500 each.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
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