The Official "Damned Trump" Thread

[arewethereyet]

And...Hall and Brown are women.

Wait...women are allowed to be cops?? What is the world coming to?

Boru

Black women - whodathunkit?

Right here in Dallas, TX.

[Pat Mustard]

Trump threatens military action in Seattle, tweeting that the anarchists must be ‘stooped’.

Seattle mayor tweets that Trump should go back to his bunker and ‘stoop’ tweeting.

Boru

I can see the reaction now, protest leaders shouting on their megaphones: "Quick, lads, slouch forward!"

[Deesse23]

Black, female cops?
Democrats?
O tempora, o mores!

[Bucky Ball]

Less than 4 months from now, this incompetent, mentally ill fool will be a lame duck.
Can't wait for all the memes and videos that will be everywhere ... of him and Melania going back up the escalator.

[arewethereyet]

Yeah, so Melania signed a new prenup before she would move into the White House.

Once a paid piece of ass, always a paid piece of ass.

FLOTUS is now code for floozy.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Yeah, so Melania signed a new prenup before she would move into the White House.

Once a paid piece of ass, always a paid piece of ass.

FLOTUS is now code for floozy.

It’s a shame that Trump doesn’t have it in him to resign. It’s plain as a pikestaff that neither of them wants to be there.

Boru

[Bucky Ball]

Yeah, so Melania signed a new prenup before she would move into the White House.

Once a paid piece of ass, always a paid piece of ass.

FLOTUS is now code for floozy.

It’s a shame that Trump doesn’t have it in him to resign. It’s plain as a pikestaff that neither of them wants to be there.

Boru

He never looks like he's enjoying the office. 
He is the quintessential "idiot boss" which everyone has had at least once in their life, where EVERYONE, when he's talking, says to them-self,  
"Why can't he just shut the fuck up ?" 
He really is a prisoner of his ego. He clearly has none of the qualities that make a good president. 
No interest in policy, and how that works. No sense of history. He is not comfortable with people, unless they're groveling. He has no friends.
He sits in most meetings with his body language "get away from me" (folded arms). 
We know he spends most of his days and nights with his Tweet addiction. 
No normal man his age does that, not even most of the insane ones. 
It would be great if Melania or Ivanka had an "open mic" moment saying something they thought no one could hear. 
They must know gramps has gone off the reservation.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Yeah, so Melania signed a new prenup before she would move into the White House.

Once a paid piece of ass, always a paid piece of ass.

FLOTUS is now code for floozy.

I did a little reading about that, and the story is that the renegotiation was to make sure Barron is on an equal footing with Trump’s other spawn in terms of the family businesses and inheritance.

If true - and there’s no guarantee that it is - it makes Melania seem slightly less of a gold digger.

Boru

[arewethereyet]

Yeah, so Melania signed a new prenup before she would move into the White House.

Once a paid piece of ass, always a paid piece of ass.

FLOTUS is now code for floozy.

I did a little reading about that, and the story is that the renegotiation was to make sure Barron is on an equal footing with Trump’s other spawn in terms of the family businesses and inheritance.

If true - and there’s no guarantee that it is - it makes Melania seem slightly less of a gold digger.

Boru

That story certainly is better PR.  Wonder if Tiffany Trump got something similar.  Tiffany and Barron seem to be the forgotten Trump kids.

But either way...FLOTUS Barbie is paid to be where she is.  She doesn't want to touch him and she always looks pissed off...but that could just be the plastic surgery.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I did a little reading about that, and the story is that the renegotiation was to make sure Barron is on an equal footing with Trump’s other spawn in terms of the family businesses and inheritance.

If true - and there’s no guarantee that it is - it makes Melania seem slightly less of a gold digger.

Boru

That story certainly is better PR.  Wonder if Tiffany Trump got something similar.  Tiffany and Barron seem to be the forgotten Trump kids.

But either way...FLOTUS Barbie is paid to be where she is.  She doesn't want to touch him and she always looks pissed off...but that could just be the plastic surgery.

Remember back when you had a First Lady who actually managed to be concerned about other people?

Boru