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If you could be a superhero..........what would be your superpower?
#11
RE: If you could be a superhero..........what would be your superpower?
Super Strength
Super Speed
Super Intelligence
Immortality
Invisibility
Shape Shifting
Control the weather
Precognition
Psychokinesis
Telepathy
Teleportation
Time Travel
The list just keeps on going because I want them all.

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#12
RE: If you could be a superhero..........what would be your superpower?
Telekinesis would be pretty cool
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#13
RE: If you could be a superhero..........what would be your superpower?
Defo telekinesis, it's like a multipack of superpowers.

- I can move shit with my mind
- Flying? Just move myself and create a barrier around myself so I don't get hit with debris or birds
- Super strength? Telekinetic-embued arms fam. Tear that shit apart with brains and brawn
- Super speed? Same as telekinetic flying, just faster.
- Flame powers? Telekinetically make the hydrogen in the air around us combust
- Mind control? Control the individual brain signals. Telekinetically.
- Command over sea life? Telekinetically throw whales at motherfuckers, close enough
- Time travel? TELEKINETICALLY REVERSE THE ENTROPHY OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE M8
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#14
RE: If you could be a superhero..........what would be your superpower?
I would have healing powers. It's the most useful thing I can think of.
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#15
RE: If you could be a superhero..........what would be your superpower?
I suppose I'd like to be Proofman

If any scientist ever needed on the spot, superhuman mathematical justification for some innovative, trailblazing idea, then proofman could quickly provide the necessary mathematical justification.  In addition, proofman could make anything behave in accordance with any theorem or mathematical concept that he wishes.  For example, if people started mindlessly fighting each other, proofman could place them into some proposition that forces them to work together and understand each other in order to escape. He could even transform one's environmental surroundings into a big abstract proof or series of proofs which breaks reality down into mathematical language, symbols, shapes, etc.











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#16
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I'd settle for Cold-Beer-Man: the ability to instantly chill and keep my craft beer cool till the last sip.
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#17
RE: If you could be a superhero..........what would be your superpower?
I'd be Aversion Therapy Man - the closer stupid people got to me, the more pain they would feel. 

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#18
RE: If you could be a superhero..........what would be your superpower?
Stimulant Man, the ability to stimulate anyone or anything in any way at will
Sum ergo sum
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#19
RE: If you could be a superhero..........what would be your superpower?
(July 25, 2017 at 1:18 pm)Shell B Wrote: I would have healing powers. It's the most useful thing I can think of.

Ben Hawkins could heal, even raise from the dead, but he channeled life force from the alive and healthy to do it.  Sometimes quite painfully.

The TV show was Carnivale.  It was interesting to see such an intensely useful superpower that could only be wielded at great cost, and it was in the hands of a young conflicted man.

According to the Bible, if you pray hard enough and believe hard enough the power (presumably without the strings) is available to everyone.  Still waiting for one of the Christers to turn up with it though . . . 

Hard to imagine NONE of them are praying hard enough.
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#20
RE: If you could be a superhero..........what would be your superpower?
My superpower would be two-fold. I would be a human lie detector and then if someone tells a lie, I would have the power of a mind control force similar to a truth serum, where I could telepathically force them to reveal their true intentions and/or make them tell the truth.

I would definitely use that on my ex. Every single time we were in court. He'd lose and go to jail. I'd pay to see him be someone else's bitch.

I have no idea what my superhero name would be for that.
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