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If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink
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If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink
July 30, 2017 at 8:36 pm
Why is it so different when I say something like that compared to when Jesus says it ??


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July 30, 2017 at 8:45 pm
Yeah, you should probably only say that to close friends or complete strangers.
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July 30, 2017 at 8:55 pm
Hee hee
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July 30, 2017 at 9:26 pm
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RE: If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink
July 30, 2017 at 9:28 pm
that's a startling implication !!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink
July 30, 2017 at 9:49 pm
Cuz jesus never said shit but you might give a fellow a beer?
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July 31, 2017 at 12:19 am (This post was last modified: July 31, 2017 at 12:20 am by Astonished.)
(July 30, 2017 at 8:36 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Why is it so different when I say something like that compared to when Jesus says it ??


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You don't use stupid old-timey language like whoever says 'unto'.

Don't know how many fucking times I have to say it on so many threads around here, the identity of a speaker or writer is irrelevant, only the content and its merits or lack thereof matter. But since their religion hinges on him being special, the Jeebusites can't divorce the man from the words others put in his mouth.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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July 31, 2017 at 6:47 am (This post was last modified: July 31, 2017 at 6:48 am by ignoramus.)
(July 30, 2017 at 8:36 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Why is it so different when I say something like that compared to when Jesus says it ??
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Because being the perverted anomaly of nature that you are, it paints a completely different picture in our heads! {spits}
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RE: If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink
July 31, 2017 at 7:14 am
(July 30, 2017 at 8:36 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Why is it so different when I say something like that compared to when Jesus says it ??


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Because we know it's not water you are offering. Big Grin
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RE: If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink
July 31, 2017 at 11:26 pm
(July 31, 2017 at 7:14 am)Nymphadora Wrote:
(July 30, 2017 at 8:36 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Why is it so different when I say something like that compared to when Jesus says it ??


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Because we know it's not water you are offering. Big Grin

 Jesus wasn't offering water either, He was offering the water of life, His sacrifice for mankind, trust in what He did and will do for all believers.

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