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Then FUCK GOD
#11
RE: Then FUCK GOD
(August 9, 2017 at 8:06 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(August 8, 2017 at 10:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Now it seems that god is a murdering cunt.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/megachur...ssination/




Hey, what if Kim reads the same stupid book and takes out the WLB?  What would our xristards say then?


So... thou shalt not kill no longer applies?

When did it ever apply? Remember, that only meant not murdering fellow ancient Hebrews. Even then, there was a lot of wiggle room. Like if you picked up sticks on a fucking Sabbath.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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#12
RE: Then FUCK GOD
So, fucking God.

What would that be like?

Presumably He is an anal virgin, so He'd be tight, right ??

Probably wouldn't be able to maintain an erection while I'm going at it, it being His first time. I wonder though, some initiates like it right off the bat, others there is a period of experimentation and a learning curve, and still others never seem to cotton up to it.

So God, what You think ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#13
RE: Then FUCK GOD
(August 9, 2017 at 4:13 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(August 8, 2017 at 10:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Now it seems that god is a murdering cunt.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/megachur...ssination/




Hey, what if Kim reads the same stupid book and takes out the WLB?  What would our xristards say then?

Do you remember when Trump was supposed to be the less warlike candidate!

How prescient.  Just this morning Rawstory ran this reminder.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/flashbac...ear-codes/


Quote:Flashback of Hillary’s prescient warning: ‘A man who can be provoked by a tweet should not have nuclear codes’

And here we are.  Thanks, drumpfucks.... you stupid motherfuckers.
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#14
RE: Then FUCK GOD
(August 9, 2017 at 4:13 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(August 8, 2017 at 10:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Now it seems that god is a murdering cunt.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/megachur...ssination/




Hey, what if Kim reads the same stupid book and takes out the WLB?  What would our xristards say then?

Do you remember when Trump was supposed to be the less warlike candidate!

Well, apparently Obama had a crash program to build thousands of nukes.

Didn't know he had it in him.

And now, bless Obama's heart, it would be a shame to waste all those neutrons.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#15
RE: Then FUCK GOD
(August 9, 2017 at 8:06 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote:


Quote:So... thou shalt not kill no longer applies?
The First Commandment says to invade other people's land, destroy their religious artifacts, and the enslave or kill them if they won't leave.
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#16
RE: Then FUCK GOD
(August 9, 2017 at 9:01 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: The First Commandment says to invade other people's land, destroy their religious artifacts, and the enslave or kill them if they won't leave.

Mien Campf?



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#17
RE: Then FUCK GOD
(August 10, 2017 at 4:37 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(August 9, 2017 at 9:01 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: The First Commandment says to invade other people's land, destroy their religious artifacts, and the enslave or kill them if they won't leave.

Mien Campf?

It's Exodus 34:11-16 https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?se...EV;NLT;TLB.  It's the only commandment all countries throughout history have followed.  It's our favorite commandment.
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#18
RE: Then FUCK GOD
(August 10, 2017 at 1:20 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(August 10, 2017 at 4:37 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Mien Campf?

It's Exodus 34:11-16 https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?se...EV;NLT;TLB.  It's the only commandment all countries throughout history have followed.  It's our favorite commandment.

Well you see why I would get the two confused.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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