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RE: Then FUCK GOD
August 9, 2017 at 11:03 am
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
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RE: Then FUCK GOD
August 9, 2017 at 11:49 am
So, fucking God.
What would that be like?
Presumably He is an anal virgin, so He'd be tight, right ??
Probably wouldn't be able to maintain an erection while I'm going at it, it being His first time. I wonder though, some initiates like it right off the bat, others there is a period of experimentation and a learning curve, and still others never seem to cotton up to it.
So God, what You think ??
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RE: Then FUCK GOD
August 10, 2017 at 4:37 am
(August 9, 2017 at 9:01 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: The First Commandment says to invade other people's land, destroy their religious artifacts, and the enslave or kill them if they won't leave.
Mien Campf?
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RE: Then FUCK GOD
August 11, 2017 at 5:16 am
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
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