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Damned Protestants...
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(March 20, 2015 at 3:34 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Figures.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/chris...s-drought/

Quote:A Christian broadcaster who specializes in “end times” predictions claimed that the drought that California is currently suffering through is the result of God withholding rain from the state to punish it for abortion, homosexuality, and witchcraft, according to Right Wing Watch.

On his TruNews broadcast, host Rick Wiles called California “the forefront of spiritual rebellion against God,” and said that God had “no choice to cut off the rain.”

I wonder how this fucking lunatic explains why Arizona, which has more than its share of republibertarianeo-conazi shitwits is being hit by the same drought? Can't 'god' color within the lines?

Heck, or just smite the irreverent and leave the state of Californian wide open for those few true believers.
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Me thinks God protests too much.
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Hmmm.... FOX Twat Megan Kelly in trouble with even nuttier fascist shits!

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/chris...migration/

Quote:Bryan Fischer: Satan tricked Megyn Kelly into calling Bobby Jindal out on immigration

The fucking devil did it! Primitive fuck.
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Possible responses from devout christians to any situation:

1. God did it.
2. Satan did it.
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Fuckhead trying to apologize for being an even bigger fuckhead in the past.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/bob-j...m-sinners/

Quote:Bob Jones apologizes 35 years after saying gays should be ‘stoned’ — still calls them ‘sinners’


You're still a fuckhead.
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Apology not accepted, dickhead.
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Isn't Bob Jones the rascist dickhead ?

Or am I mixing up my charlatans again ??
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(March 13, 2015 at 1:54 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: I didn't know Jesus Christ looked like Charles Manson.

He was a charismatic leader of devoted and brain washed followers.
Why wouldn't he look like Charles Manson?



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So now it seems that George Zimmerman thinks his murdering Trayvon Martin was part of 'god's plan.'

http://George Zimmerman: Killing Trayvon...asphemous’

Quote:“I believe God has his plans, and for me to second-guess them would be hypocritical, almost blasphemous,” he said when asked if he wished the encounter that ended Martin’s life would have turned out differently.


The last refuge of a cunt. "God."
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(March 23, 2015 at 5:59 pm)Minimalist Wrote: So now it seems that George Zimmerman thinks his murdering Trayvon Martin was part of 'god's plan.'

He's in interesting company. A local criminal was sent to prison for five years on the charge of perjury in his trial for rape and murder where he was acquitted. They couldn't retry him after a video tape of his own crime surfaced but they could give him the maximum sentence for perjury.

When he was released from prison, he was asked if he felt like he got away with anything. He was confident that divine providence had intervened in his trail. He said it was God's will that he be found not guilty. "God had other plans" for him, he said.

It wasn't much later that I read in the newspaper that he was found dead in his home of a heart attack.

"So much for 'God's plans' for him." I remember musing.

Perhaps this is a pattern of criminals who manage to get away with murder or other crimes. They see "God's will" in their acquittal. No doubt, that's easier than admitting they did something wrong and justice would require more from them.
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