Damned Protestants...

[Longhorn]

Epilepsy is a lie and Satan's way of confusing you!! Miriculs are totes real!! Send me all your cash!!

[Minimalist]

While we're on an asshole xtian trend....

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/05/west-vir...in-school/

West Virginia man claims daughter might never be a veterinarian if she learns evolution in school

My guess is if the little twat thinks she is going to heal animals by praying over them she shouldn't be a veterinarian anyway.

[Longhorn]

If reality is offensive to your beliefs, update your fucking beliefs

[Minimalist]

Another fucktard.

https://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/02/1...ailclassic

Creationist mom: 'Please, do what you can to get dinosaurs taken off the curriculum'

A woman posting on mumsnet.com, a website for parents, is finding herself the butt of a lot of jokes this week after posting a plea to help rid schools of the evil dinosaur curriculum:

I'm really concerned about dinosaurs, and I think something needs to be done. The science behind them is pretty flimsy, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?

[Longhorn]

LOL, the irony at "I for one do not want my children being taught lies" is priceless

[Minimalist]

I know.  Really!

[Minimalist]

Too funny.

This is what you get, ladies, for hanging out with religious fucktards.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/05/dallas-m...e-husband/

Dallas megachurch put woman ‘under discipline’ for wanting to leave her pedophile husband

[Minimalist]

This is great.  Fuck these holier-than-thou motherfuckers.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/05/virginia...-meetings/

Virginia county owes $74K to the ACLU after losing legal battle to pray in Jesus name at public meetings

[vorlon13]

Too funny.

This is what you get, ladies, for hanging out with religious fucktards.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/05/dallas-m...e-husband/

Dallas megachurch put woman ‘under discipline’ for wanting to leave her pedophile husband

To bad the earth doesn't vomit out that diseased and suppurating 'church'.

[Minimalist]

Okay, ladies....have at it!

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/06/there-is...ons-asked/

‘There is no such thing as marital rape': Christian website says wives must yield for sex ‘no questions asked’

“But I will say this, despite American laws to the contrary, Biblically speaking, there is no such thing as ‘marital rape,'” the writer continues. “In the Scriptures, the only way rape occurs is if a man forces himself on a woman who is not his property (not his wife, or concubine). A man’s wives, his concubines (slave wives taken as captives of war or bought) could be made to have sex with him, no questions asked.”

Xtians are just muslims without towels.