Damned Protestants...

[Minimalist]

Wouldn't it have been easier to just spray the dumb fucks with a fire hose and mutter some jesus shit?  Still illegal but would have been a lot more fun.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/georgia-...all-field/

Georgia school district repudiates ‘bizarre’ mass baptisms on football field

[Minimalist]

Jerks.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/09/...r-warning/

Arizona City Council Votes to Include Prayer Before Gov’t Meetings — but an Attorney Has a Major Warning

An Arizona city council is weighing whether to change its regulations to allow only Christian prayer before local government meetings — a move that a city attorney and mayor warned could spark a litany of lawsuits.

Coolidge is a city in Arizona of just under 12,000 people.... some of whom are apparently out of their fucking minds.

[vorlon13]

Cool.

Sue the bastards.

[Rhondazvous]

Wouldn't it have been easier to just spray the dumb fucks with a fire hose and mutter some jesus shit?  Still illegal but would have been a lot more fun.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/georgia-...all-field/

Georgia school district repudiates ‘bizarre’ mass baptisms on football field

Sounds like a health issue too. Baptizing 19 people in a single tub of non-chlorinated water.

[Minimalist]

But Rhonda....it's actually so much better than going to Israel and dunking yourself in the Jordan River.

http://www.timesofisrael.com/baptism-by-...tian-rite/

“The water quality is anything but holy in nature,” he said. “The water quality for the full length of river south of Alumot [a dam below the Sea of Galilee] is a mixture of untreated and partly treated sewage, agricultural runoff, fish pond waste, and saline waters from springs to reduce salinity of Sea of Galilee… If in past the Jordan river was fast-flowing, overwhelmingly fresh water source, today the Jordan River hardly moves and has a very poor water quality.”

The thought of xtians dipping themselves in jewish and arab shit is just so heart-warming!

[Rhondazvous]

But Rhonda....it's actually so much better than going to Israel and dunking yourself in the Jordan River.

http://www.timesofisrael.com/baptism-by-...tian-rite/

“The water quality is anything but holy in nature,” he said. “The water quality for the full length of river south of Alumot [a dam below the Sea of Galilee] is a mixture of untreated and partly treated sewage, agricultural runoff, fish pond waste, and saline waters from springs to reduce salinity of Sea of Galilee… If in past the Jordan river was fast-flowing, overwhelmingly fresh water source, today the Jordan River hardly moves and has a very poor water quality.”

The thought of xtians dipping themselves in jewish and arab shit is just so heart-warming!

A friend of mine once told me, Rhonda never shit where you eat. Guess that never occurred to them.

[Minimalist]

Surprised the catholicks haven't though of this one... Perhaps they only play it with little boys?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/l...-cult.html

Married church minister 'ran bottom spanking cult'

Grown women were persuaded to strip naked so a senior minister, 72, could spank them over his knee for his own pleasure, court hears

Naturally, I figured C of E but no...

Curtis, who left his role as a senior minister at the independent Baptist church in June 2013, is faces 12 charges involving seven victims.

this actually figures!

[Minimalist]

Yet another nutty baptist shithead..in south carolina of course.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/sc-pasto...t-is-near/

SC pastor: Kim Davis’ persecution by ‘militant homosexuals’ means the antichrist is near

Hey, maybe we found the prof?

[TheRocketSurgeon]

Yet another nutty baptist shithead..in south carolina of course.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/sc-pasto...t-is-near/

SC pastor: Kim Davis’ persecution by ‘militant homosexuals’ means the antichrist is near

Militant homosexuals?

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[Rhondazvous]

Surprised the catholicks haven't though of this one... Perhaps they only play it with little boys?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/l...-cult.html

Married church minister 'ran bottom spanking cult'

Grown women were persuaded to strip naked so a senior minister, 72, could spank them over his knee for his own pleasure, court hears

Naturally, I figured C of E but no...

Curtis, who left his role as a senior minister at the independent Baptist church in June 2013, is faces 12 charges involving seven victims.

this actually figures!

If they were grown, then it's wrong. The Bible only let men take pleasure from virgins.