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Damned Protestants...
RE: Damned Protestants...
(March 21, 2016 at 11:21 am)Minimalist Wrote: Just another freelance fucking, murdering, baptist scumbag preacher.  You see this every day it seems.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/baptist-...e-on-fire/


Quote:Baptist pastor sentenced to 50 years for hiring mistress and her husband to set his wife on fire
This is the trio.  http://www.standard-democrat.com/photos/...8022-L.jpg
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This douchebag should be fired.  Period.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/public-s...sus-flick/

Quote:Public school teacher busted after forcing kids to watch Mel Gibson’s gruesome Jesus flick

Quote:In a recording taken by a student, the teacher also complained about Democrats and liberals, bemoaning “political correctness.”

Gibson’s film was a box office blockbuster for the stridently Catholic director despite earning an R-rating for its extreme portrayal of the torture and crucifixion of Jesus Christ

If someone showed an r-rated movie that had a pair of tits in it the hypocritical jesus-freak fuckbags wouldn't stop shrieking.
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Gibson's subsequent marital implosion and open and notorious philandering brouhaha calls into question whether or not anyone should be exposed to his take on Christerism.

Looks like it leads to perdition. And we have proof.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Disgusting Pervs for Jesus club...as bad as the fucking catholicks.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/jesus-we...ast-month/


Quote:Jesus wept: There were 12 reported incidents of Christian pastors molesting kids — in just the last month
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Because knowing about jesus doesn't mean you know shit, asswipes.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/christia...something/

Quote:Christian homeschoolers cry discrimination after trade schools ask for proof they learned something


Quote:Homeschoolers says it’s unfair that they must prove they’ve obtained high school-level academic skills to become a police officer or enter trade school.


Should have gone to real school instead of listening to your shithead jesus-freak parents.
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RE: Damned Protestants...
Here you go, girls.

Take it straight from the horse's ass.


http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/christia...asturbate/

Quote:Christian publisher: ‘Women are losing their salvation because they masturbate’


Quote:“Many of you who are reading this have sex toys in your possession right now,” he noted. “And whether you want to accept it as fact or not: those sex toys are an open portal between the demonic realm and your own life.”
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(April 11, 2016 at 12:40 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Here you go, girls.

Take it straight from the horse's ass.


http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/christia...asturbate/

Quote:Christian publisher: ‘Women are losing their salvation because they masturbate’


Quote:“Many of you who are reading this have sex toys in your possession right now,” he noted. “And whether you want to accept it as fact or not: those sex toys are an open portal between the demonic realm and your own life.”

I would like to think (to the minimal extent I care) that most women aren't quite as enamored of their Doc Johnson model 34 dildo with realistic veining, retractable/posable foreskin, dual mode vibrator w/ lithium ion power pack for extended run time with included Energy Star certified wall charger and choice of Realskintone colors; Kenyan, Nordic, Polynesian, Aztec II, Ainu, and Ceylonese, as I am.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Damned Protestants...
(April 11, 2016 at 11:25 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(April 11, 2016 at 12:40 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Here you go, girls.

Take it straight from the horse's ass.


http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/christia...asturbate/

I would like to think (to the minimal extent I care) that most women aren't quite as enamored of their Doc Johnson model 34 dildo with realistic veining, retractable/posable foreskin, dual mode vibrator w/ lithium ion power pack for extended run time with included Energy Star certified wall charger and choice of Realskintone colors; Kenyan, Nordic, Polynesian, Aztec II, Ainu, and Ceylonese, as I am.

Damn! I thought competing with tall people was hard. What's the run time?
"I'm thick." - Me
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Jesus-freak motherfuckers are getting crazier by the day.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/heres-wh...-arrested/

Quote:Here’s why members of this creepy cult of screaming Christians keep getting arrested


Fucking Texass, of course.
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RE: Damned Protestants...
(April 12, 2016 at 4:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Jesus-freak motherfuckers are getting crazier by the day.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/heres-wh...-arrested/

Quote:Here’s why members of this creepy cult of screaming Christians keep getting arrested


Fucking Texass, of course.

hassling other denoms for being fucking slackers is A number one OK in my book.  Make the fucking Baptists realize what a bunch of fucking goddam fucking scripture fucking cherry fucking pickers they are !!

I hope they take up with asps and strychnine after they work over the Drich types they find in their area.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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