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The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions

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Yes, it's all true. A video convinced me.
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Lies. It's all demons.
9.09%
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I want an anal probing, now!
27.27%
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Something off topic.
4.55%
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Fuck off drunk, you're Beccs!
27.27%
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Fuck all polls.
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The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 14, 2017 at 5:50 pm
(August 14, 2017 at 5:28 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I find it interesting that "I want an anal probing, now!" currently leads over the ever-popular "Fuck all polls."

I think secrets are starting to come out, now.

Hmmm...

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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 15, 2017 at 5:38 am
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 15, 2017 at 5:43 am
It's true! I have seen lights in the sky!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 15, 2017 at 11:10 am
(August 15, 2017 at 5:38 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: 1u459f.jpg]

That should be a turn on, but for some reason it isn't . . . . . . . . .
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 15, 2017 at 12:31 pm
Anyone you know?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 15, 2017 at 2:04 pm
From this end it's hard to tell . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 15, 2017 at 7:24 pm
Bummer
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 16, 2017 at 7:24 pm
So, is anyone able to prove that Alien Abductions don't happen?

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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 16, 2017 at 8:07 pm
(August 16, 2017 at 7:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: So, is anyone able to prove that Alien Abductions don't happen?

You make the extraordinarily stupid claim, the burden of proof is on you.
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 16, 2017 at 8:07 pm
Looks like you scared him away.

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