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The theory of evolution HOAX
#51
RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
(August 15, 2017 at 10:04 am)Little Rik Wrote: I am just glowing in amazement to see how all of you are wrong.  Tiger

Creation is there of course but this creation need an evolution of the consciousness so creation and evolution of the individual go hand in hand.

God created the 5 fundamental factors first (space, air, energy, water and matter) and from here it is needed
a constant evolution to turn these factors into plants, animals and human beings but fools and dreamers don't get it. Shake Fist

Oh look....another dumb fuck attracted to the topic.  Creatards are like sharks except they are attracted to bullshit.
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#52
RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
Why do we (myself included) invest so much time making the likes of PBR and Riki look like fools when they manage such a beautiful job all on their own?
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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#53
RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
(August 15, 2017 at 11:07 am)Minimalist Wrote: Oh look....another dumb fuck attracted to the topic.  Creatards are like sharks except they are attracted to bullshit.

A more proper analogy would be they are like flies. It's what flies do.

At least they help decompose shit. These flies just eat it and regurgitate it around.
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#54
RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
(August 15, 2017 at 3:12 am)Alex K Wrote: Hrhr are you for real.

You are a bad bad Catholic: the popes disagree with what you write. Need I say more?

More like a bad bad troll, so bad even the troll mother would be disgusted.
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#55
RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
(August 15, 2017 at 10:53 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(August 15, 2017 at 10:34 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: TBH this person seems more like an Evangelical, despite their claims.  If they're Catholic, this thread is not representative of dogma as I understand it.

Yes, though Randy, being a former protestant before converting to catholicism, also had a sort of evangelical vibe to him. But yeah, definitely not Randy because I know Randy at least believed in evolution still.

This is either a poe, or a very old school, traditionalist type catholic. Those types do exist, and they generally don't agree with Vatican II and don't like Pope Francis.

He must also hate Pope John Paul II who in an address to Academy of sciences on the validity of evolution and Catholicism

http://www.ewtn.com/library/papaldoc/jp961022.htm


And Pius Xll

http://w2.vatican.va/content/pius-xii/en...neris.html
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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#56
RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
Strange how this crack team of scientists has overturned one of the most important theories in all of science, but the only people who seem aware of it are a bunch of Bible-thumping assholes. You'd think such an achievement would merit a Nobel prize.

*cue the usual whining about an atheist conspiracy*
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#57
RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
Let me just ask-has a single paper on creationism by any of those creatard pseudoscientists ever been peer-reviewed by other scientists and not rejected as a load of shit?
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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#58
RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
(August 15, 2017 at 12:07 pm)Astonished Wrote: Let me just ask-has a single paper on creationism by any of those creatard pseudoscientists ever been peer-reviewed by other scientists and not rejected as a load of shit?
Well, there is Kent Hovind's doctoral dissertation somewhere online Hilarious
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#59
RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
Papers?  You expect creatards to write papers?

This is the crowd they are going after.

[Image: March-against-persecution-of-Christians.jpg]

To them, paper is for wiping their asses.
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#60
RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
(August 15, 2017 at 12:07 pm)Astonished Wrote: Let me just ask-has a single paper on creationism by any of those creatard pseudoscientists ever been peer-reviewed by other scientists and not rejected as a load of shit?

That's why they set up their own journals. Not because of the scientific conspiracy, but so they can give each other handjobs and brag about being published and peer-reviewed. Cargo cult science - they see what real science looks like, but in their own Dunning-Kruger way they don't have a clue how it actually works. They think (inasmuch as they can think) that simply making the right noises and gestures turns shit into science.

And other idiots fall for it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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