The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
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The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
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I am going to be viewing the eclipse 30 miles from the spot with the longest period of totality. Located in the Bible Belt in a dry county without bars,Synagogues, or Mosques. I have my NASA approved glasses. I will be ignoring all the fundies and having a spectacular day anyway.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
Well at least Christians are not denying there will be eclipse which is really strange because just like Climate Change, methods and tools of science predict it.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
 (August 16, 2017 at 6:08 am)chimp3 Wrote: I am going to be viewing the eclipse 30 miles from the spot with the longest period of totality. Located in the Bible Belt in a dry county without bars,Synagogues, or Mosques. I have my NASA approved glasses. I will be ignoring all the fundies and having a spectacular day anyway. Maybe they’re hoping for a three hour eclipse as per Matthew 27:45. Once the zombies start rampaging they'll wish they had bars.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
(August 16, 2017 at 6:44 am)Succubus Wrote:(August 16, 2017 at 6:08 am)chimp3 Wrote: I am going to be viewing the eclipse 30 miles from the spot with the longest period of totality. Located in the Bible Belt in a dry county without bars,Synagogues, or Mosques. I have my NASA approved glasses. I will be ignoring all the fundies and having a spectacular day anyway. Three hours? If the period of totality exceeds three minutes I am going to sacrifice something.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
 RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
August 16, 2017 at 8:46 am
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(August 15, 2017 at 3:28 pm)Astonished Wrote:(August 15, 2017 at 3:19 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Which island was that? Columbus never set foot on North or South America, IIRC. A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court used that gag, probably where the Columbus storytellers got it. (August 16, 2017 at 6:08 am)chimp3 Wrote: I am going to be viewing the eclipse 30 miles from the spot with the longest period of totality. Located in the Bible Belt in a dry county without bars,Synagogues, or Mosques. I have my NASA approved glasses. I will be ignoring all the fundies and having a spectacular day anyway. I'm going to be in Carbondale. I hope to be around for the next one, in 2024 as well.  (August 15, 2017 at 3:05 pm)Godscreated Wrote: The Bible doesn't give an indication that this eclipse will contain a sign from God, it could be possible, we'll have to wait and see, we'll know soon enough. Care to put money on it? $100 says that there's no sign from any god in this eclipse, other than what hucksters pretend to read into it. How about it? Prophet against profit?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (August 15, 2017 at 3:05 pm)Godscreated Wrote: The Bible doesn't give an indication that this eclipse will contain a sign from God, it could be possible, we'll have to wait and see, we'll know soon enough. I believe that Billy's daughter was referring to the church of America not the nation as a whole. She understands that God works with His people and expects us to deliver His message to others. She said as much in the article when she stated, "we should repent and share the gospel with our neighbors." Your false god seems extremely inept at working with anything, let alone people. I suggest, nay urge everyone to make sure to have your colander on and spiritually tuned to Simeis 147 to receive a glorious message from the one true god. RAmen
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.
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The eclipse is obviously a sign of God's displeasure with the literal epidemic of divorce and remarriage in America.
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Big Eclipse really has you guys, don't it?
 RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
August 16, 2017 at 3:23 pm
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(August 16, 2017 at 10:27 am)Cyberman Wrote:(August 15, 2017 at 3:05 pm)Godscreated Wrote: The Bible doesn't give an indication that this eclipse will contain a sign from God, it could be possible, we'll have to wait and see, we'll know soon enough. I did not say there would be. GC (August 16, 2017 at 10:41 am)Nay_Sayer Wrote:(August 15, 2017 at 3:05 pm)Godscreated Wrote: The Bible doesn't give an indication that this eclipse will contain a sign from God, it could be possible, we'll have to wait and see, we'll know soon enough. I believe that Billy's daughter was referring to the church of America not the nation as a whole. She understands that God works with His people and expects us to deliver His message to others. She said as much in the article when she stated, "we should repent and share the gospel with our neighbors." You wouldn't recognize one any way. Challenge: Go buy the video "Star of Bethlehem," if you want to find out about signs from God, bet you want though your to afraid you might find out God does exist. GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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