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The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
#91
RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
http://www.bible.ca/pre-date-setters.htm
#92
RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
What a pug-ugly website. Though I love how they call Harold Camping a false prophet. All of them are false prophets after the fact - and only they and their followers are ever surprised about that.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
#93
RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
(August 15, 2017 at 11:33 am)Chad32 Wrote: I actually met someone once who thought lighting came from god. I forgot to ask him which god. I was mainly just perplexes that a middle aged man would think something like that. I told him he must have failed his physical science class.

There are just way too many of these folks walking around. Superstitious thinking and beliefs cause problems. I came up with a saying: "Unfounded claims to truth, when acted upon, have consequences." Like those idiots in a church in North Carolina that tried to beat the gay out of their parishioners because they were so-called "possessed by demons." They are on trial now for physical abuse and assault charges.

(August 15, 2017 at 3:05 pm)Godscreated Wrote: The Bible doesn't give an indication that this eclipse will contain a sign from God, it could be possible, we'll have to wait and see, we'll know soon enough. I believe that Billy's daughter was referring to the church of America not the nation as a whole. She understands that God works with His people and expects us to deliver His message to others. She said as much in the article when she stated, "we should repent and share the gospel with our neighbors."

  GC

:yawn:

(August 15, 2017 at 3:14 pm)Astonished Wrote: I was listening to NPR and heard them saying that Columbus used the Europeans' eclipse prediction method to trick the natives in the new world into continuing to feed and serve him until reinforcements from Europe arrived, threatening that he would make the sun vanish, and then went where no one could see him when the eclipse hit. The natives then did everything he asked. So on the occasion when an old-timey shaman or mystic managed to get something right, that's all they needed to trick entire civilizations into buying their shit.

That is the way of Christianity. Deceiving others into their deception.

(August 16, 2017 at 1:15 am)Godscreated Wrote:
(August 15, 2017 at 11:56 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Does anyone know how to explain when and where the next lunar and solar eclipses will be?

The next eclipse in the US will be in 2024 going from southwest to northeast in the eastern half of the country.

GC

Yes, starts in eastern Texas, ends up past Maine into Canada.  April of 2024.  Go here for more info: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/solar-eclip...4-america/

(August 16, 2017 at 3:58 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: And my Tennessee Baptist preacher cousin just posted THIS on Facebook:    Doh

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(August 16, 2017 at 3:42 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: If there was a video out there that actually proved a god or gods existed we'd have heard about it from a rational source.

What Gawdzilla said.  The moment anyone on the planet provides actual proof of any of these theistic miracle fables, the game is over. No more preachers needed.  But even if you prove the existence of a bright celestial event, you don't prove Jesus existed.  So we still need proof of God's existence, proof of Yeshua/Issa/Yasu's existence AND he needs to show up, preferably on live TV.  Oh yeah, and he'd have to do something that hasn't been faked - walking across a swimming pool has been done to death.
I much prefer this analysis of Dave Reneke's work, it's logical, it's scientific.   http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badast...ZSj-yiGOUk

The Christian god supposedly created the entire freaking Universe but could not muster up that same power to save nine black people IN A CHURCH from dying of gunshot wounds by a white racist mother fucker. Now that, my friends, is fucking love.

(August 16, 2017 at 10:08 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: I'm always tickled by the religious trying to make natural events we can measure, explain, and predict into something more than what they are.  

You know what's really amazing?  Technology.  Computers.  Robots.  Medical breakthroughs.  SpaceX.

I will amen that! Can I hear another amen and a goddamn my brothers and sisters?! Or a simple fucking A will do.

(August 16, 2017 at 10:08 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: I'm always tickled by the religious trying to make natural events we can measure, explain, and predict into something more than what they are.  

You know what's really amazing?  Technology.  Computers.  Robots.  Medical breakthroughs.  SpaceX.

I will amen that!  Can I hear another amen and a goddamn my brothers and sisters?!  Or a simple fucking A will do.
"The price of freedom is eternal vigilance."--Thomas Jefferson
#94
RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
Yeah, that's horrible. Personally I prefer the time the fire 'n' brimstone preacher in Ohio was giving his sermon with a thunderstorm raging outside, and he answered the thunder by asking what else "God" wanted to say. Then the church was hit by lightning and burned to the ground.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
(August 22, 2017 at 5:07 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Yeah, that's horrible. Personally I prefer the time the fire 'n' brimstone preacher in Ohio was giving his sermon with a thunderstorm raging outside, and he answered the thunder by asking what else "God" wanted to say. Then the church was hit by lightning and burned to the ground.

I don't care who you are, now that shit is funny!
ROFLOL
"The price of freedom is eternal vigilance."--Thomas Jefferson
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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
(August 22, 2017 at 4:45 pm)Secular Elf Wrote: I will amen that!  Can I hear another amen and a goddamn my brothers and sisters?!  Or a simple fucking A will do.

I prefer Sam Singleton's "Can I get a god damn?" over that phrase.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

---

There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
(August 21, 2017 at 8:43 am)Harry Nevis Wrote:
(August 19, 2017 at 1:34 am)Godscreated Wrote:  Your afraid to watch the DVD because you might find something out about God. Yes, plenty new.

 No I'm not judgmental, you want watch it so there has to be a reason and just because I know that reason doesn't make me judgmental. 

Actually, thinking you know the reason is not only judgemental, but self-righteous.

 Really, I never set myself high than you or anyone else here, but knowing is knowing and that means a person is not judging, if you're not afraid then prove it and watch the DVD.

GC

(August 19, 2017 at 6:22 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote:
(August 17, 2017 at 3:20 pm)Godscreated Wrote: Millions around the world have known this, atheist ignore this science because they are afraid.

GC

An evolution denier calling the study of signs a science!
ROFLOL

GC, every time I think you've reached the absolute pinnacle of willful ignorance, you surprise me and raise the bar.

 The science is the alignment of celestial bodies, those alignments are called signs. You have now learn something new.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
(August 22, 2017 at 5:07 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Yeah, that's horrible. Personally I prefer the time the fire 'n' brimstone preacher in Ohio was giving his sermon with a thunderstorm raging outside, and he answered the thunder by asking what else "God" wanted to say. Then the church was hit by lightning and burned to the ground.

And there is a media bias too.

Lightning burning a church to the ground is far more likely to garner TV time than the same church suffering a  massive sewer back up, yet which might your volon view as more fitting ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
(August 19, 2017 at 1:22 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote:
(August 19, 2017 at 1:34 am)Godscreated Wrote:  Your afraid to watch the DVD because you might find something out about God. Yes, plenty new.

 No I'm not judgmental, you want watch it so there has to be a reason and just because I know that reason doesn't make me judgmental. 

Be back Monday headed to Sylva to see the eclipse.

GC


 That's all I've asked, the rest is up to you. Thanks.

Be back Monday headed to Sylva to see the eclipse.

GC
Be sure to stare directly at it or you won't receive the divine message.

 What message, I watched a natural event that was an awesome sight that we all enjoyed.

GC

(August 19, 2017 at 6:26 am)Cyberman Wrote:
(August 18, 2017 at 2:56 pm)Godscreated Wrote: Pretending to be ignorant of the Challenge to get the DVD of "The Star of Bethlehem" and watch it is nothing but childish foolishness.

Seriously? Rick Larson again? I agree - it is childish foolishness, which I torpedoed six years ago. This Beth Star nonsense is as miraculous as the dancing Sun of Fatima, and for the same reasons.

Have you seen it? If not then exactly how can you criticize the DVD or the work done to show a possibility of what happened. If you haven't seen it you can't knock it and have people believe you know what you're talking about. seems to me you all just keep dancing around the bush hoping I'll give this up and then you can claim victory and all by doing nothing. If you do not want this conversation to go on just drop it, it's no skin off my teeth, it's your soul that's in jeparody.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
RE: The ECLIPSE! It's going to be a sign from GAWD!
Yeah, threats of imaginary punishment don't work on me. Why not tell me a unicorn is going to trample me to death while you're at it?

I'm familiar with Larson's 'work', to put it extremely generously. I've gone through it all before. So please don't tell me I'm avoiding the (non-)issue.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'



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