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If Your House Caught Fire, what are the First 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?

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If Your House Caught Fire, what are the First 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the First 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 17, 2017 at 5:05 pm
Invalid question. I have FOUR cats.
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the First 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 17, 2017 at 5:08 pm
(August 17, 2017 at 5:05 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Invalid question. I have FOUR cats.

Rules are rules. I know it sucks, in a Sophie's Choice kind of way, but you must choose.

Which cat do you love least?   Devil
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the First 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 17, 2017 at 5:17 pm
(August 17, 2017 at 5:05 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Invalid question. I have FOUR cats.

I have five.

I'd die trying to save the extras.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the First 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 17, 2017 at 5:19 pm
(August 17, 2017 at 5:08 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote:
(August 17, 2017 at 5:05 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Invalid question. I have FOUR cats.

Rules are rules. I know it sucks, in a Sophie's Choice kind of way, but you must choose.

Which cat do you love least?   Devil

Rules are made to be broken.

I'd just be like Kirk and rewrite the scenario.

I will not let the Kobayashi Maru beat me.

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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the First 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 17, 2017 at 5:19 pm
Mother, passport, wallet.

I still live at home.
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the First 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 17, 2017 at 5:20 pm
(August 17, 2017 at 5:17 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 17, 2017 at 5:05 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Invalid question. I have FOUR cats.

I have five.

I'd die trying to save the extras.

That's a noble sentiment but rather empty.

We all know goddesses can't die.

Neither can their cats.
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the First 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 17, 2017 at 5:31 pm
Well I have a wife and two kids. That about covers it. If the wife can run out herself, my folder with degrees and diplomas would be #1. The contents of my wallet can be replaced with some hassle. Most of my important computer documents are on some cloud or other.
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the First 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 17, 2017 at 5:54 pm
Computer

Smartphone

Anything else I store pornography on.
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August 17, 2017 at 6:23 pm (This post was last modified: August 17, 2017 at 6:23 pm by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(August 17, 2017 at 5:08 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote:
(August 17, 2017 at 5:05 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Invalid question. I have FOUR cats.

Rules are rules. I know it sucks, in a Sophie's Choice kind of way, but you must choose.

Which cat do you love least?   Devil

I've done the impossible before, so confidence is high.
(August 17, 2017 at 5:54 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: Computer

Smartphone

Anything else I store pornography on.

Must be some really good/unique porn. Gay walrus furry sex?
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the First 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 17, 2017 at 6:30 pm
(August 17, 2017 at 6:23 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(August 17, 2017 at 5:08 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: Rules are rules. I know it sucks, in a Sophie's Choice kind of way, but you must choose.

Which cat do you love least?   Devil

I've done the impossible before, so confidence is high.
(August 17, 2017 at 5:54 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: Computer

Smartphone

Anything else I store pornography on.

Must be some really good/unique porn. Gay walrus furry sex?

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Optional is waving your "wand".

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