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I'm sick of religious binary thought!
August 18, 2017 at 5:47 am
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Can't prove how the universe started? Must be God!
Can't prove how life started on Earth? Must be God!
Can't prove how the sun did a jiggly at Fatima? Must be God!
Can't prove how the Statue of Mary started crying? Must be God!
Can't prove how the dog's arse looks like Jesus? Must be God!
Can't prove how the bla bla bla? Must be God!
Theists, are you that blinded by your favourite bedtime story that you cannot think of any other explanation for anything?
Why does every mystery or unsolved case need to have God involved at some stage?
All this binary thinking is giving me stroboscopic seizures!
I'd like to flesh out some real actual alternatives to "life on Earth". To show theists that other possibilities do exist.
Life on Earth evolved naturally. Mix chemistry with heat, lightning, time. Shake vigorously for 3.5 billion years and Wallah! Cutesy baby trilobites!
Life on Earth was by alien involvement. They had to merge their DNA with primates to survive! Their planet was dying! We ARE the aliens!
Life on Earth was imported by passing commets. Panspermia. We are all foreigners to Earth! OK Amigos! No walls necessary!
Life on Earth is just a sim. Sorry. Kevin made the whole thing up for his PHD thesis. He Failed.
Life on Earth is just A dream Beccs is having. If she wakes up we all die!
Life on our Earth never existed! We share our universal consciousness with 19 ¹²³ other parallel universes.
Life on Earth was "poofed" into existence by an old dude with a wand! -BET365 has this as the red hot favourite. Paying $1.27
Theists. Make my day by being brave enough to break new ground and suggest something completely left field! Something without you know who!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: I'm sick of religious binary thought!
August 18, 2017 at 6:37 am
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RE: I'm sick of religious binary thought!
August 18, 2017 at 7:18 am
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RE: I'm sick of religious binary thought!
August 18, 2017 at 7:43 am
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RE: I'm sick of religious binary thought!
August 18, 2017 at 7:51 am
But how are their still monkeys ????
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RE: I'm sick of religious binary thought!
August 18, 2017 at 8:09 am
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. . . so, binary choice time:
was Jesus crucified on Good Friday, just like it says in the Bible
- OR -
was Jesus crucified on Maundy Thursday, just like it says in the Bible
You know what? I'm feeling generous, here's a THIRD choice:
was Jesus crucified on BOTH days, just like it says in Bible
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RE: I'm sick of religious binary thought!
August 18, 2017 at 8:40 am
Vorls, you need to exercise some stronger binary cherry picking algorithms.
EG: Jesus was crucified on Thursdsay (but a Friday if you retrospectively allow for the earth's rotational slowdown 1600 years later when the bible was written after God dictated it.)
So one can say it was on both days ... (And the bible once again keeps its divine inerrancy intact.) 
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RE: I'm sick of religious binary thought!
August 18, 2017 at 9:04 am
I'm still thinking Godboy was nailed twice.
Human beings have sinned WAY TOO MUCH for just one crucifixion to redeem everything.
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RE: I'm sick of religious binary thought!
August 18, 2017 at 9:21 am
I'd say the argument is that it might be God. And the religious folks take a bunch of might be god's, couple it with some philosophical arguments and world views, and then choose to believe.
I think it's all garbage, but I'd say it's about building a case more than each item proving the existence of God over and over.
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RE: I'm sick of religious binary thought!
August 18, 2017 at 4:29 pm
(August 18, 2017 at 5:47 am)ignoramus Wrote: Can't prove how the universe started?
You can't prove how the universe started and moreover you have no explanation of where the material came from for the big bang, so you do not have a starting point.
Igno Wrote:Can't prove how life started on Earth?
Neither can you.
Igno Wrote:Can't prove how the sun did a jiggly at Fatima?
Don't need to, can't see how that story is relevant to Christianity.
Igno Wrote:Can't prove how the Statue of Mary started crying?
Why do we need to it's not relevant to Christianity.
Igno Wrote:Theists, are you that blinded by your favourite bedtime story that you cannot think of any other explanation for anything?
Why does every mystery or unsolved case need to have God involved at some stage?
Because God is active in anything relevant to Christianity.
Igno Wrote:I'd like to flesh out some real actual alternatives to "life on Earth". To show theists that other possibilities do exist.
Life on Earth evolved naturally. Mix chemistry with heat, lightning, time. Shake vigorously for 3.5 billion years and Wallah! Cutesy baby trilobites!
Prove it, evolution is not a reality, your claim your responsibility.
Igno Wrote:Life on Earth was by alien involvement. They had to merge their DNA with primates to survive! Their planet was dying! We ARE the aliens!
Prove there were/are aliens from other worlds, I want ask you to prove the rest of your ridiculous statement.
Igno Wrote:Life on Earth was imported by passing commets. Panspermia. We are all foreigners to Earth! OK Amigos! No walls necessary!
Prove life can exist on a comet, better yet prove that a comet ever hit the earth.
Igno Wrote:Theists. Make my day by being brave enough to break new ground and suggest something completely left field! Something without you know who!
Not necessary, we know God created the universe and we need not speculate on what we already know as fact.
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God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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