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RE: You Put Absolutely NO Thought Into This
August 26, 2017 at 10:31 am
I'm guessing there were chips in the bag, though? Even with the unexpected free gift, the contents still matched the description. Now, if the bag only contained a roach and nothing else...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: You Put Absolutely NO Thought Into This
August 26, 2017 at 11:27 am
Let's not strain the analogy. ☺
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RE: You Put Absolutely NO Thought Into This
August 26, 2017 at 3:43 pm
(August 26, 2017 at 11:27 am)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: Let's not strain the analogy. ☺
Well, let's be fair here, when people describe the bible as a book of wisdom, it's more like the single cockroach in the bag otherwise full of chips, one piece compared to mountains of ignorant shit. But I bet you object to that in spite of all the evidence to the contrary...not that you're interested in evidence.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
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RE: You Put Absolutely NO Thought Into This
August 28, 2017 at 2:55 pm
Again, even if you accept the absolutely convenient premise that doing something bad over a certain threshold makes you 'not a Christian', it still doesn't make you an unbeliever; it makes you a failed believer.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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RE: You Put Absolutely NO Thought Into This
August 28, 2017 at 8:38 pm
Unless your personal interpretation of it makes diddling kids a-OK with your brand of Xtian nonsense.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.