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END TIMES COMPENDIUM

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END TIMES COMPENDIUM
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#91
RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 2:10 pm
Redbeard!!

Missed you, dude!

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#92
RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 2:56 pm
(August 22, 2017 at 10:46 am)IAOALGIV Wrote:
(August 22, 2017 at 10:45 am)Fireball Wrote: Hilarious

Huh Did I say something that was humorous to you..
Losty knows what's up, I already put her on game yesterday. YOU on the other hand..

I see that this meat puppet is gone already, but I'll bet a stinky sock or two will be tossed in here. He totally didn't get the reference about heads.
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#93
RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 3:16 pm
(August 22, 2017 at 2:56 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(August 22, 2017 at 10:46 am)IAOALGIV Wrote: Huh Did I say something that was humorous to you..
Losty knows what's up, I already put her on game yesterday. YOU on the other hand..

I see that this meat puppet is gone already, but I'll bet a stinky sock or two will be tossed in here. He totally didn't get the reference about heads.

Yeah, Losty knew what was up.

And it wasn't you, you flaccid prick, letters.

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#94
RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 3:55 pm
... So I'm guessing I don't get my kiss now? Or the money?
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#95
RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 4:07 pm
(August 22, 2017 at 3:55 pm)Cyberman Wrote: ... So I'm guessing I don't get my kiss now? Or the money?
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Awwwww.

*Kiss on the cheek*

Wait!

You moved!

That wasn't your cheek!!

I wondered why you were pushing my head down!

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#96
RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 4:11 pm
I have a lot of cheek Wink
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#97
RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 4:16 pm
(August 22, 2017 at 4:11 pm)Cyberman Wrote: I have a lot of cheek Wink

I'll never understand British slang.  Sad
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#98
RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 4:18 pm
(August 22, 2017 at 4:11 pm)Cyberman Wrote: I have a lot of cheek Wink

That wasn't a cheek!

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#99
RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 4:20 pm
There's a dimple in it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#100
RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 4:25 pm
(August 22, 2017 at 4:20 pm)Cyberman Wrote: There's a dimple in it.

Yeah, but now I have a sore throat!

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